One of the perks of being young, rich and famous is that there are legions of barely legal girls willing to throw their grandmothers under a bus just for the chance to lick those abs. Biebs really would have to be a few bulbs short of a tanning bed to splash out on some hookers when horny fans are probably easier to get a hold of than a takeaway pizza. That totally creepy video of a sleeping Justin? That has ‘rabid fan’ written all over it.
When this 15 second clip hit the web, everybody assumed that the girl blowing kisses to the teenage pop star’s unconscious body was just one of the multiple hookers that Justin reportedly hand-picked during a quick late-night brothel run in Rio de Janeiro. Ah, to be nineteen and a spoiled twerp with more money than brain cells.
Bieber’s camp was quick to deny the sleazeball rumours – not that it could make people think any less of him at this point – saying that the girl is not a prostitute and is definitely not trustworthy. It’s 2013, a woman can be both a hooker and untrustworthy, you know. This is why we need feminism.
She’s possibly been identified as Tati Neves, just your average aspiring pin-up model that got invited to a rager at Bieber’s rented Brazilian mansion, waited for the singer to pass out and then stand over his oblivious form with a camera phone. We’ve all got at least one friend like that, haven’t we?
Whether a lady of the night or garden-variety crazy, Justin’s bodyguard might be have some serious explaining to do.
He might not want to leave his coffee lying around either…
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