Straights More Into Anal Sex Than Gays, Report Reveals NewNowNext

A new survey from the x-rated portal PornHub reveals that the world loves butts. Okay, that might not be a blinding revelation but it’s fascinating to see exactly what parts of the country are truly obsessed with asses.

Also noteworthy: Searches involving “anal” on Pornhub’s straight channel outnumber ones on the site’s gay channel by more than three to one. Searches for “ass” are a little more balanced, at 7.2% for straights and 5.7% for gays )

Below are more of Pornhub’s rump-related results. Someone really needs to get Nate Silver on this data.

h/t: Queerty.com

My boyfriend sucks my toes when I'm asleep: Dear Coleen agony aunt problem

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Dear Coleen,

I’ve been seeing my boyfriend for over six months now and everything has been great.

In fact it was perfect, until a few nights ago when I woke up and found him sucking my toes!

I was shocked and even felt a little violated, but I pretended to stay asleep until he was done.

Our sex life is great and I’ve told him I’m open to new ideas.

I’m sure I could incorporate my feet into sex somehow if that’s what he wants, I just don’t know how to approach the subject without him getting embarrassed – that’s the last thing I want!

I just want him to open up to me.

Coleen says..

Because you didn’t react to it when you woke up, you’ve probably made it into a bigger deal than it needs to be.

Start by having the discussion about what you’re into and what you’re not, and what’s acceptable and what isn’t when it comes to sex – and include fantasies and fetishes.

He’s obviously embarrassed about it or he would have mentioned it or tried it when you were awake!

He might be worried that you’ll think a foot fetish is weird or he’s been told it’s weird, so is too shy to mention it to you.

If you bring it up, though, and show you’re willing to talk about it, it’ll give him the opportunity to tell you how he feels.

Caregiver Performed Sex Act On Unconscious Man Brought To Hospital By Cops

January 27, 2012

A hospital caregiver in Utah is facing a sodomy charge after police discovered him performing a sex act on an unconscious patient who had been transported to the facility by cops after he was found intoxicated at a residence.

The January 21 incident at Logan Regional Hospital resulted in the arrest of Hal Weston, 46, for forcible sodomy. Weston is pictured at right in a mug shot taken at the Cache County jail.

According to police, the male victim was brought to the hospital after officers were unable to rouse him after he passed out in a police cruiser. At the hospital, the unconscious man (who was to be charged with public intoxication, trespass, and public urination) was put into an exam room, which was concealed behind a curtain.

Cops noted that an officer, who had been writing a police report, went into the exam room to check up on the unconscious man. That’s when patrolman James Gale spotted Weston performing oral sex on the patient around 2 AM.

The hospital worker was then arrested and transported to the county lockup. He bailed out of custody later that day.

Weston was named in a felony criminal information filed Tuesday in Cache County District Court. He has been fired from his job at the hospital.