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A pushy paparazzo caught Tina Fey on the streets of NYC yesterday and got way more than he bargained for after asking about her ongoing feud with Taylor Swift!
When the photographer persisted in quizzing her on Swifty, Liz Lemon got very bitter!
The 30 Rock star replied:
"Go f**k yourself."
Whoa!!
Tina smiled while she dished out the verbal bitch-slap, but we were surprised the less-than-ladylike words escaped our gracious gal's mouth in the first place!
Shortly thereafter, Tina came to her sense and apologized profusely told the cameraman to "go f**k" himself again!!
Hmmm, someone's been spending too much time with Jack Donaghy!
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler host the Golden Globes (Getty Images)Amy Poehler and Tina Fey are still awesome, just in case you were wondering.
The two comedians have responded to Taylor Swift’s quotes in Vanity Fair, in which the country singer discussed being the butt of a few of their jokes at this year’s Golden Globes.
Taylor Swift (Getty Images)“You know, Katie Couric is one of my favorite people, because she said to me she had heard a quote that she loved, that said, ‘There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women,’” Swift said referring to Poehler and her Globes co-host, Tina Fey.
"Entertainment Tonight" caught up with the "30 Rock" star at the New York City premiere of her new movie "Admission" on Tuesday night, where she expressed her confusion regarding Swift's hurt feelings.
"If anyone was going to get mad I thought it would be James Cameron," said Fey, in reference to the jab that it must have been "torture" for "Zero Dark Thirty" director Kathryn Bigelow to have been married to Cameron for three years. As for Swift's response, "I did not see that one coming," Fey added. "It was a joke, it was meant to be lighthearted."
Poehler felt a little worse about upsetting the 23-year-old singer. "Aw, I feel bad if she was upset,” the "Parks and Recreations" star told The Hollywood Reporter on Tuesday. “I am a feminist, and she is a young and talented girl. That being said, I do agree I am going to hell. But for other reasons. Mostly boring tax stuff. "
In case you forgot the jokes in question, Fey quipped at the Globes that Swift should “stay away from Michael J. Fox’s son,” and that the singer could use “some 'me time' to learn about herself." Poehler agreed, telling Swift to "go for it."
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Taylor Swift Thinks There's A Special Place In Hell For Tina Fey And Amy Poehler
Vanity Fair has already made my day by making Taylor Swift look like a confused bird in a wig on the cover of a Christian rock album circa 1995. The way that pictures goes with the words "My Syrian Hostage Ordeal" is way too perfect. It's a mess. The cover is good enough, but then Vanity Fair really took me up, up and away with what they put inside. It's Taylor Swift at her Taylor Swiftiest!
If you can only read one part of this interview, read this part:
As she sits drinking lavender lemonade in her “Tim Burton–Alice in Wonderland–pirate ship–Peter Pan” apartment, Swift continues....
That pretty much sums up Taylor Swift's entire life. (Throw in a bunch of boys in pajamas and it pretty much sums up Michael Jackson's life too. Hmmmm.)
In Vanity Fair's preview, Taylor gets into Tina Fey's joke at the Golden Globes and really gets into how she's portrayed as some dick-hungry crazy bitch who only writes musical slam pieces about her ex-boyfriends. Here's a few quotes and please read them while sipping lavender lemonade in your Tim Burton-Alice in Wonderland-pirate ship-Peter Pan cubicle:
On what she thinks about Tina Fey and Amy Poehler's mild ass joke about her at the Golden Globes: “You know, Katie Couric is one of my favorite people. Because she said to me she had heard a quote that she loved, that said, ‘There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.’”
On how Conor Kennedy and Harry Styles are the only dudes she's dated since 2010: "....if you want some big revelation, since 2010 I have dated exactly two people."
On how the tabloids have turned her into boy-trap hussy harlot: “The fact that there are slide shows of a dozen guys that I either hugged on a red carpet or met for lunch or wrote a song with. . . it’s just kind of ridiculous. It’s why I have to avoid the tabloid part of our culture, because they turn you into a fictional character.”
On how you should celebrate her as the next Joni Mitchell and if you don't you're sexist piece of trash: “For a female to write about her feelings, and then be portrayed as some clingy, insane, desperate girlfriend in need of making you marry her and have kids with her, I think that’s taking something that potentially should be celebrated—a woman writing about her feelings in a confessional way—that’s taking it and turning it and twisting it into something that is frankly a little sexist.”
On how she shouldn't star in HGTV's new series House Hunters: Stalkers Edition, because she doesn't buy houses near all the dudes she's dated (FYI: Nancy Jo Sales later writes that Taylor did buy a house near Conor Kennedy.): “People say that about me, that I apparently buy houses near every boy I like—that’s a thing that I apparently do. If I like you I will apparently buy up the real-estate market just to freak you out so you leave me. One of these things I say to myself to calm myself down when I feel like it’s all too much . . . If there’s a pregnancy rumor, people will find out it’s not true when you wind up not being pregnant, like nine months from now, and if there’s a house rumor, they’ll find out it’s not true when you are actively not ever spotted at that house.”
Some humanized puddles of unflavored oatmeal just can't take a joke. Taylor Swift needs to walk the plank of her pirate ship apartment, because Tina Fey was helping her out. Tina Fey jokingly told her that she's been to the Island of Dudes several times, but she really needs to spend time at the Island of Her (which looks like the island of Neverland and is surrounded by a lavender lemonade ocean). That is good advice! But I shouldn't question the thinking of a true feminist who called Camilla Belle a slut in a song. Taylor Swift obviously is the authority on women helping women.
Taylor wouldn't talk about the details of her personal life to VF's Nancy Jo Sales, because why do it when you can have your friends do it for you? Taylor let one of her friends talk to Nancy Jo Sales about Harry Styles and the other dudes she's shared a lavender lemonade with:
Although one of Swift’s rules is that she doesn’t go into the personal details of any of her relationships, she authorized someone to discuss them with Sales. “He wore her down,” the source says of Styles, who allegedly “chased” Swift for a year. “He was all, like, ‘You’re amazing—I want to be with you. I want to do this.’” The relationship fell apart after he texted Swift to alert her of a picture on the Internet of him kissing a friend good-bye. They were “making out like with their hands all up in each other’s hair,” says the source. After Swift ended the relationship, he pursued her for the better part of a year until she finally took him back. “But the whole time she says she feels like he’s looking at every girl,” the source continues. And then when they were in London together he “disappears one night and after that it was like he just didn’t want to keep going.” Styles’s rep, Benny Tarantini at Columbia Records, said that all of Swift’s source’s claims are “undeniably false.”
“It was like a pendulum for her, swinging back and forth,” the source says of Swift’s exes, with all of whom age has been a problem. Conor Kennedy, 17 at the time, was “just like a two-month thing,” the source continues, and Swift “says he was awesome.” The source says, “She dated Jake [Gyllenhaal] and John [Mayer] when she was really young and they were in their 30s, and she got really hurt. So it was like ‘That hurt—this won’t. But then it did.’”
So to recap: Taylor Swift is sick of the media portraying her as the exact image her publicity team painted, she thinks women need to help her (with what, I'm not sure) and she won't whisper into your ear about her ex-boyfriends, but she'll let somebody else do it for her. Bitch is like the rich girl villain in a Sweet Valley High book.
And my guess that this "special place" in hell that Taylor is talking about is a Tim Burton-Alice in Wonderland-pirate ship-Peter Pan apartment where they only serve lavender lemonade and play Taylor Swift songs on a loop.
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The "Blown Away" singer was well, blown away when she read reports that there was a bitter feud between the two blonde beauties.
Us Weekly reported that country singers were at odds -- and that Grammy execs were asked to keep the two stars away from each other at Sunday's award show.
Check out the video above to see what the 29-year-old told Gayle King on CBS This Morning about reading the allegations ... and find out her favorite T-Swift song.
Harry Styles hits the streets and heads back to his car after a night out at The Box Club with pals in Soho, London on Sunday night (February 17).
The 19-year-old One Direction singer recently chatted with Capital FM about his split with singer Taylor Swift.
“I understand why people would want to know stuff like that, I get it. If someone does stuff like that then I want to know about it, too,” Harry shared about fans’ interests in the relationship. “I guess it just kind of. . . It is what it is, I guess.”
Harry added about her 2013 Grammy Awards performance, “She’s a great performer and she always performs great. She’s always good on the stage. She’s been doing it a long time. She knows what she’s doing on stage. It was just another good Taylor Swift performance. It was good.”
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These are some newish photos of Taylor Swift walking to the Rodarte runway show yesterday, during NYFW. Swifty‘s dress is Rodarte, obviously. Now… some have claimed that I am prepared to go to war against lace and crochet. They might be right. It’s not that I just flat-out hate lace and crochet, always and forever. I just think that:
1. Head-to-toe lace is always going to be a bad idea. Always. No exceptions.
2. Head-to-toe crochet is always going to be a bad idea. Always. No exceptions.
3. Beware of too much white/cream lace/crochet, because The Doily Effect occurs.
4. Lace is very “precious” and “girly” and a little bit goes a long way on adult women.
5. Crochet is very “grandmother” and a little bit goes a long way on women younger than, say, 70 years old.
6. Beware of The Lingerie Effect - lace details can often look like your panties are showing.
7. Lace and crochet rarely photograph well, so while it might look lovely and pretty in person, the effect will probably be lost on camera.
So, with all of my lace rules/suggestions in place, what do you think of Taylor Swift’s ensemble? Doily Effect. Too precious. Too old. Too much, all over. Plus, the odd “antiqued” look to the crochet is throwing me off. This goes beyond The Doily Effecct and it looks like Swifty just draped her grandmother’s giant, ratty, old, hand-knitted crochet blanket on herself.
So it looks like Joe Jonas may be gay. His photographer inadvertently outed him in a rant on Tumblr about Taylor Swift breaking up with Harry Styles.
Rob Hoffman wrote:
HoW many break-ups is it going to take for you girls to realize that Taylor Swift isn’t a good role model unless your dream in life is to die alone?
The only redeeming quality of any boy band these days is betting on wHich one is going tO date Taylor Swift, and as a result, come out of the closet 2 months later.
The only boy band members that Taylor has dated are: Harry Styles and Joe Jonas. Harry hasn’t come out, so…
Also, the reason for HaRry Styles dumping Taylor Swift is bEcause she didn’t want to have sex with him — and just wanted to talk about antiques, according to RADAR.
So Taylor is a prude — and now she has an image crisis with everyone thinking she’s a whore for having very public relationships that last only a couple of months. The irony.
Lessons of the day:
Joe Jonas is gay
Taylor Swift is a whore
Harry Styles loves sexAccurate, yes?
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RhyleJan 16, 2013
this will always remain rumor, speculations and all probablies and judgements and according to's!..
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jessdo21Jan 15, 2013
How could you say Taylor is a whore when you just stated that she wouldn't have sex with Harr? I thought you said she was a prude? Get your facts together. I think Taylor needs to step away from dating for awhile. As for Joe he is the cutest Jonas brother. He is also in the church so if he is gay he will probably stay in the closet for a long time.
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BeaugardStevensJan 13, 2013
As far as I know, Joe never came out of the closet. He is a bit strange, but I don't think he is gay.
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aquayersJan 12, 2013
We already knew that Harry loves sex since Zayn said Harry can't wait for that booty call (that audio scandal months ago).
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Mikhail XO moderatorJan 12, 2013
@aquayers I suddenly feel oddly...aroused after reading this, aquayers.
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