Jennifer Aniston Puts Wedding Plans On Hold — Because of Brad Pitt

JENNIFER Aniston has put her wedding on hold because of ex-husband Brad Pitt‘s upcoming wedding to Angelina Jolie.
Aniston, 44, has apparently pushed back her own big day to avoid any perceived overlap with Brad’s big day this summer.
“She does not want her day associated with them,” a source told Us Weekly.
Upon learning of Pitt’s plans, she initially considered moving her date up and getting married first, but Theroux, 41, changed her mind.
“Justin got weirded out by all the rushing,” the source said.
Aniston has put wedding planning completely on hold.
“Nothing has happened on that front in a month,” the source said.

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux at Odds Over Wedding?

 

 

JENNIFER Aniston and Justin Theroux can’t decide what type of wedding to have.

The pair — who recently announced they’re engaged — have apparently come to blows over their big day.

Sources say Aniston wants to marry abroad, while Theroux is hoping to have their big day in New York.

“Jen wants a destination wedding, kind of like eloping with a few friends,” a source said.

“There will be the feeling of a vacation, since that’s their favourite thing to do.

“Justin wants a New York City winter wedding.

“Jen is over the moon about her second chance at a happy marriage. Justin is giving her a solid vow to love.”

 

 

via showbizspy.com

 

A Waste Of Bologna!

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Page Six says that Justin Theroux's BMW motorcycle has been parked in front of Jennifer Aniston's West Village apartment all week and some shady trick decided to send him a little message by showering his bike with what Aniston should've made for doing The Bounty Hunter: a bunch of cold bologna slices! Filling my head right now are scenes of Jennifer Aniston putting on a serious face to seriously tell a package of Oscar Mayer bologna that what it did to her was really uncool.

One of Jennifer's neighbors tells Page Six that while they were walking their dog early yesterday morning, they found a bologna bukkake scene playing all over Justin's bike. They said bologna was on the seat, the muffler, the engine, the everywhere! The neighbor is a regular Detective La Toya, because they said this about one of Justin's enemies losing their lunch all over bike, “I got the impression it was some weird message, like, ‘You’re full of bologna. The bike was in otherwise in fine condition.”

Maddox wouldn't touch a piece of gross bologna with Jennifer Aniston's hooves, so you can quickly pull his name out of the suspect pile! Maddox only eats Beanie Baby meat and Cabbage Patch legs. But who ever this is should be punished to the maximum extent of the cold cut laws. Not because they fucked with Justin's bike. Who cares about that bitch. They deserve punishment for wasting bologna IN THIS ECONOMY. That bologna could've been doing more important things like slapping a stripper's ass.

But we really shouldn't believe this shit until Terry Richardson posts pictures he took of Jennifer Aniston and bologna to show us that she's happy and she's okay with bologna even though it did her wrong.