Michelle Pfeiffer has always been a personal hero of mine. She’s forever sexy, she showed all other bitches how Catwoman was done (go cry about it, Anne Hathaway), and she starred in the cinematic gem “Grease 2.”
She’s always seemed so down to Earth and cool, so I was pretty surprised when she revealed that in her early years as an actress she was actually in a sort of health and diet cult (or what you and I would now simply call “Living in the Western World.”)
In a new interview for the UK’s Sunday Telegraph Stella magazine, the Oscar nominated, 55-year-old (and still hot as ever) actress discusses her time in this weird personal training cult (yes this is a real thing).
When young hot babe, Michelle, moved to LA when she was 20, she met up with this weird couple who kind of took control of her life. She then elaborates:
“They worked with weights and put people on diets. I wasn’t living with them but I was there a lot and they were always telling me I needed to come more. I had to pay for all the time I was there, so it was financially very draining.”
Pfeiffer then adds that she believed the mysterious pair believed in breatharianism, which is basically the insane notion that food is unnecessary, and that true believers can subsist solely on sunlight.
I totally agree that the whole breatharianism shit is weird as fuck; I mean, I can’t go an hour without a snack or I turn into Chris Brown (bitches need to watch themselves), but, if I’m reading this correctly, Pfeiffer is saying she was in a cult because she was going to see people who made her work with weights, go on diets, and she had to give them money for this. Does bitch not know what a personal trainer is?!
If this kind of stuff is now considered being in a cult, I wasn’t lying when I said a cult was responsible for Michelle Pfeiffer’s hot bod. Hell, apparently cult life is responsbile for my abs, too!
Pfeiffer said her first husband helped her break away from the “cult,” but I think she probably just got over going to the gym. There’s no shame in the girl, you go ahead and have your lazy days!
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