Chris Brown is feuding with Perez Hilton

I never thought I’d see the day where Chris Brown would end up feuding with someone and I’d actually have trouble picking sides, and yet … here we are.Apparently, Chris is feuding on Twitter with Perez Hilton — and to a lesser extent, Wendy Williams —  after Perez tweeted this before going on Wendy’s daytime talk show:

While I have next to zero love for Chris, Perez is a little whiny leprechaun monster with a face like a foot, and clearly he was trolling for the sake of getting Chris to start something with him. In response, Chris tweeted the following because he’s Chris Brown …

Oh crap, are you kidding? You’re asking me to choose between a hack writer who’s only famous for pandering to only the most illiterate of web users, or the guy who beat up his girlfriend? There simply is no winner here. Just two grown(ish) men who both deserve a one-way ticket to Obscurityville.

The Difficult Brown Gets 1,000 More Hours Of Community Service

Earlier this year, The Los Angeles County District Attorney accused Chris Brownof faking his community service hours and this was a shock to everyone since we all know him as a responsible, honest and upstanding citizen. The D.A. said that when Chris claimed that he was doing community service in Virginia, he was actually performing at shows far, far away from Virginia. Chris also claimed that he did hundreds of hours of community service at Tappahannock Children’s Center, but an administrator there told the D.A. that she never saw him doing a second of work. The D.A. considered this a violation of his probation and came after his ass.

When The Difficult Brown pleaded guilty to beating RiRi, he was put on probation and sentenced to 180 days of labor. His probation was revoked in June after he hit another car and gave the driver some bunk information. Today in court, a judge put Fist Brown back on probation and he agreed to basically redo all of his community service hours. As part of the deal, the D.A. withdrew its motion challenging the number of hours he actually completed. When Fist Brown’s lawyers asked if he could do his community service hours in Virginia, the judge shat on that request and said that his service must be supervised by an L.A. County official.

The Los Angeles Times says that The Difficult Brown has until August 25, 2014 to finish all 1,000 hours. The judge should’ve sentenced his ass to 1,000 years of sitting the hell down, but I guess this will do.

And the only thing I have to add to this is: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHA.

Chris Brown Threatens To Quit Music Because He Is Like So Totally A Victim You Guys

Music’s biggest moron Chris Brown had the world rejoicing when he stated that he planned to quit the music industry. He tweeted “Don’t worry mainstream America. After this Xalbum, it’ll probably be my last album” alas it seemed to be just a poor me moment because he deleted it soon after.

He also deleted a second tweet which read “Being famous is amazing when it’s for ur music and talent … I’m tired of being famous for a mistake I made when i was 18. I’m cool & over it!” Why yes Chris Brown we remember that one time you set about on a murderous rampage in which you pulverized Rihanna by strangling, biting and raining down punches on her.

So nice of you to be cool and over it honey! Sorry it’s a tad harder for the rest of the world to forget your… “mistake”. To think, such fuss over a little something that happened at the tender age of 18! I too partaking in violent thuggery at 18 and only just begun to learn my ABC, 123 and right from wrong at 19.

Perhaps if you quit the douchery it would have been easier to move on past the incident. Instead you tried to reverse your violent image by err, smashing the windows over at Good Morning America and getting involved in brawls with both Drake and Frank Ocean.

Jimmy Jam, Terry Lewis Sign With Universal Publishing

The long-running songwriting and production team of Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis have signed an exclusive worldwide publishing administration agreement with Universal Music Publishing Group, the company announced today. The deal will encompass all new work written by Jam & Lewis and exclude the duo's massive back catalog.

UMPG North America President Evan Lamberg said, "Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis are one of the greatest hit-making teams of all time. It's an absolute honor to be working with them and having them join the Universal Music Publishing family."

UMPG chairman/CEO Zach Horowitz added, "Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis have crafted career defining songs for the many artists they've worked with over the years. We are thrilled they will now be continuing their incredible legacy as part of the Universal Music Publishing family."

Both Jam and Lewis expressed their excitement about the new deal. "Terry and I have shared a long history of success with Evan and Zach over the years and are thrilled to be partnered with them and their innovative team at Universal," Jam said.

Since forming their music company Flyte Tyme in 1982, Jam and Lewis have garnered more than 100 gold, platinum, multi-platinum and diamond albums with artists including Michael Jackson, Boyz II Men, Beyonce, Sting, Mary J. Blige, Elton John, Usher, Yolanda Adams, Herb Alpert, Luther Vandross, Rod Stewart, New Edition, Human League, Earth, Wind and Fire, Mariah Carey, Robert Palmer, Gwen Stefani, Kanye West and Janet Jackson.

Jam and Lewis also have more number ones than any other songwriting and production team in history, with over 100 Billboard Top 10 songs, including 26 number one R&B hits and 16 number one Hot 100 hits.

Also five-time Grammy Award winners, Jam & Lewis has more than 100 ASCAP awards for songwriting and publishing including themost recent ASCAP Awards for the number one Billboard Rap/Hip-Hop song "My Last" by Big Sean and Chris Brown, and the Number One Gospel Song of the Year "I Smile" by Kirk Franklin.

2013 marks the 30th year of Jam and Lewis' business partnership, which they will be commemorating with their first ever Jam & Lewis album project, under the new agreement with UMPG.

US singer Chris Brown could face jail ..... Hallelujah... Justice At Last!!!!!

A judge on Monday revoked US singer Chris Brown’s probation for his notorious 2009 assault on then girlfriend Rihanna, but spared him jail for the moment.
The Los Angeles judge scheduled a new court hearing for August 16, at which he could decide on further action, unless defense and prosecution lawyers agree a deal in the meantime.
Brown was sentenced to five years’ probation, a yearlong domestic violence program and 180 days of community service after assaulting Rihanna on the eve of the 2009 Grammys. A photo of her bruised face triggered widespread anger.
On Monday prosecutors filed a request in a Los Angeles court asking for his probation to be revoked after the singer was charged over an alleged hit-and-run car incident in May this year.
LA Superior Court judge James Brandlin agreed to the request after meeting with lawyers. Brown, who was in court, made no comment after the hearing.
The 24-year-old could face up to four years behind bars if the judge decides he has violated his probation and lawyers do not agree a deal to spare him jail.
Brown has denied the traffic accident allegation, claiming the other driver involved was trying to get a “payday” from him.
Media reports said Brown rear-ended a Mercedes with his Range Rover near Toluca Lake, north of LA.
He stopped and swapped information, but celebrity news website TMZ suggested he gave false information.
Brown fired off a series of tweets after the charges over the May 21 incident—one count each of hit-and-run and driving without a valid license—were announced last month.
“It’s not a hit and run if u get out the car, exchange information (who has NO DAMAGE to either cars). This is really ridiculous,” he posted on the micro-blogging website.
In new Twitter posts Monday, he said: “I did everything I was suppose to do during the so called hit n run, I provided the correct info. There were no injuries or damages. C’mon!!”
“My cross is heavy but God gives me the strength to carry it,” he added.

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Chris Brown -- I KILLED My Graffiti Monsters ... NOT the City

Chris Brown is kissing his precious graffiti monsters goodbye, and while it looks like he lost the war to keep the"art" on his Hollywood Hills home -- Chris is saying it's coming down by his choice ... TMZ has learned.

As we previously reported ... Chris has been fighting the city of L.A. since May over the graffiti he plastered on an exterior wall of the house -- even claiming it's protected by the 1st Amendment.

After neighbors complained the images were a blight on the block ... the city threatened to slap Chris with a heavy fine -- but today workers slapped a fresh layer of paint on the concrete wall.
 
But sourceS close to Chris tell TMZ he remains defiant ... and only covered up the painted creatures because he wanted to -- NOT because of the city's threats. 

Whatever the reason, the LA Building Department of Safety says if its inspectors are satisfied the graffiti is covered tomorrow ... Chris will not be fined. 

It's unclear if Chris plans to put up something new. So ... case closed?


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EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS - Chris Brown Forced To Paint Over Home's Graffitied Facade

t looks like Chris Brown has been forced to clean up his act. No, not by improving his reputation, but by removing the graffiti that adorns the walls of his Hollywood Hills house.

Painters covered up the neon monsters graffitied on the home's facade today after the Department of Building and Safety denied the rapper's appeal to preserve the art.

The singer received a city citation in May for the "unpermitted and excessive signage" after his neighbors complained about the 8-foot-tall colorful creatures tagged on the retaining wall and along the side of his concrete-and-steel pad. It's illegal to paint murals on the vast majority of private properties in Los Angeles.

Breezy's attorney, Mark Geragos, paid the fine, but filed an appeal with the city. Geragos argued that his client has the first amendment right to free speech and expression. In the appeal, he said that the work is art, not signage, and therefore does not require a permit, especially because it's on a home and not on a place of business.

"The murals painted on the exterior of the structure are for the sole purpose of enhancing the architectural and aesthetic features of the residential property," Geragos wrote.

He also wrote that it's unlawful that city building inspectors are buckling to pressure and reacting to complaints, thereby targeting murals for their content.

After neighbors complained that children in the area were scared of the monsters, Brown tweeted in mid May, "Keep em inside then! It's art. There are scarier creatures on Harry potter. Get a f**king life!" He also wrote, "'Lords of dogtown' is how I live my life. #Free ima paint until my hands fall off."

This lord has just been dethroned.

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Rihanna's pals are worried about her

Rihanna's friends are worried she is partying too much.
The 'Stay' singer - who is currently on her 'Diamonds' world tour - has reportedly been going out a lot since ending her relationship with her on/off boyfriend Chris Brown recently because she is heartbroken that he is spending time with his ex-girlfriend Karrueche Tran again.
A source close to the 25-year-old star told the Belfast Telegraph newspaper: ''Pals have told Rihanna not to get upset about Chris and Karrueche. They think the best revenge would be living well and looking good, but so far Rihanna's answer has been to party the pain away.
''It's understandable that she'd want to escape her feelings on this but she's taking it way too far. Everyone around her wants her to get some help -- they're genuinely worried about her.
''She's not in a good place and looks like she's self-destructing. Her friends are really worried about her and think she needs to take time out to detox and refocus.''

At Verizon Center, Rihanna is bored and beautiful

Rihanna seems to be constantly surrounded by controversy and chaos — why should a Rihanna concert be any different? The superstar’s world tour stopped at Verizon Center on Monday night, and a sea of young people smelling of Reb’L Fleur and wearing impossibly high heels, spiked jackets and bikinis as pantsuits showed up ready to not only party with Rihanna, but party like Rihanna. Depending on where you were in the crowd, you might’ve seen a brawl, a hint of nudity or a young woman puking — all of that action unfolding before RiRi’s scheduled start time.
The singer has canceled several shows due to illness and has been tardy to more than one engagement, so it almost felt like she was early when she started only about 30 minutes late. When she hit the stage, the crowd antics immediately stopped, and the pop princess whipped her fans into submission, not by entertaining them as much as demanding they entertain her.
 
She emerged wearing a monk’s robe, which was quickly removed to reveal a bikini and mesh coverup, for “Phresh Out the Runway,” the pulsating opener from her seventh studio album, “Unapologetic.” She proceeded to deliver hit after hit with a side of visual stimulation — the tour is like a burlesque show in the year 2050, all bare skin, pyro and shiny industrial fabric. But the most dazzling spectacle was Rihanna’s shy smile, which the perpetually bored singer flashed only when getting a ton of love from the audience members, as when they went wild for “Talk That Talk” or screeched when she said Washington knows how to “have fun, give love and get ratchet.” And once fans saw that smile, they spent the next 90 or so minutes trying to get Rihanna to reveal it as often as possible.
Concerts could be Rihanna’s finest medium. She is gorgeous on video; fascinating, if seemingly troubled, on Instagram and Twitter; undeniable on the radio and the dance floor. But onstage she is mesmerizing in different ways. The crowd was so invested in winning the approval of the beautiful, aloof woman in front of them that there was no space to think about tabloid headlines bearing her name or mentioning her controversial relationship with R&B singer Chris Brown, who assaulted her during a domestic dispute in 2009.
She mostly sang like she was saving her voice for a cooler city and executed suggestive choreography like a woman with innate sex appeal and natural grace who just couldn’t be bothered to deal with actual rehearsals. But when she was actually engaged, it was glorious.
During a dance-hall segment that included “You Da One,” “Man Down,” “No Love Allowed” and “Rude Boy,” the Barbados-born singer seemed happier and more genuinely energetic than at any other point in the night. She also seemed to get a kick out of turning her many duets and features into solo pieces: She didn’t need Drake on “What’s My Name?,” Kanye West on “All of the Lights,” Future on “Loveeeeeee Song,” Eminem on “Love the Way You Lie”or, most important, Brown on “Birthday Cake.”She proved that her hooks rule the world, and all those male verses are just window dressing.
And although her music is essentially created by committee in a state-of-the art music lab, where every note is pressure-tested for maximum catchiness, it’s still Rihanna’s voice behind some of the best pop songs of this young century. Though “We Found Love,” “S&M” “Only Girl (In the World)” and “Don’t Stop the Music” set the arena on fire, she seemed more interested in singing ballads, or what count for ballads in the dance-pop world. She belted out “Stay” and “Diamonds,” during her encore, and while she’s not a power singer, she gave both a pure, earnest vocal treatment and never once looked like she was stifling a yawn.

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That Whole Assault Thing Was Really Rough on Poor Chris Brown

Chris Brown really thinks, by the way, that his assault on Rihanna was the worst part of his whole life: how ridiculous is that? It's a little too ridiculous to fathom right now, so let's go ahead and look at the full quote, which he gave to Ryan Seacrest this morning:

"I just tried my best to be the best man I could be over the years and just show her how remorseful and sorry I was for the incident and that time was probably the worst part of my life and being that she has and she's a wonderful person I'm eternally grateful and thankful."

But hey, how dumb is he that he still doesn't realize that he wasn't the victim? Is that concept really that difficult to grasp? (Answer: no, dummy.)

Here's one more quote for you, which is Chris really just explaining how that whole incident happened:

"I think for me that at age 18, 19, I was capable of writing and producing songs, so I'm also capable of making the right choices. Being at that young age, I can tell you I was arrogant and definitely hotheaded. Everybody has a temper, but for me it was not knowing how to control it when I thought I had the world in my hands." 

Actually, Chris, no, not everyone has a temper. And also, "temper" is not synonymous with the propensity to brutally assault your girlfriend. Do you really need these things explained to you? Goodness, maybe take a break from getting stupid tattoos and save up to buy a clue.

--Emily Trainham

 

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Chris Brown Ditched His Bodyguard in Bermuda, Argues Over $10 With Valet

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In shocking news, Chris Brown is still an ass. Earlier in Bermuda on Wednesday, Chris Brown’s plane had stopped to refuel when he got into an argument with his bodyguard Big Pat. Said an airport worker, ”I’m not sure of the details of what happened on the plane but his plane came in, got serviced and everything was finishing and they were getting ready to leave. Then there was a stall.”

Both Chris and his bodyugard went inside to customs but only Chris got back on the plane because f*ck Big Pat. He can walk home. Or book his own flight. Which he had to do because he was stranded in Bermuda.

In related news, Chris Brown’s anger management classes seem to be working. He got into an argument with a valet at PINZ bowling alley in Studio City where attended a charity event. The argument was over $10. Chris felt like he didn’t need to pay because he was only in there for 30 minutes but the valet told him he couldn’t release the car without the money.

Chris then stomped around like a 4-year-old, cried, “F*ck ten dollars,” and at one point told the valet, “We gonna turn this whole thing on out.” While Chris was throwing a hissy fit, someone in his crew had a rational thought and said, “We got the money… don’t worry about it.”

Everyone can see that valet was being a jerk, right? Sure, Mr. I Get What You Make in 10 Years in 2 Days could have easily paid the $10, but clearly that valet didn’t know Chris Brown gets to live by arbitrary rules he makes up because he’s a celebrity. It’s a matter of principle.

Rihanna’s Going to be Someone’s Mom…Just Give Her Five Years

 

We already know Rihanna just can’t stop talking about her “unbreakable” love affair with Chris Brown. Now the pop goddess is gifting fans with intimate deets about her uterus, including her five year path to parenthood.

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“I will probably have a kid,” Rihanna told Elle UK when quizzed on where she’ll be five years down the road. “And I’m praying I can go on vacation for a good month.”

The “Stay” singer also talks about her attempts to be authentic and why she feels compelled to share so much of her life via social networking.

“Everybody wanted to know what was happening in my life. ‘Is she a drug addict?’ No. ‘Is she an alcoholic?’ No. ‘Is she a victim?’ No. That’s why I’m posting picture of myself smoking pot, to tell the truth about myself. I’ve got so much to think about, why bring all this extra sh*t* by being dishonest? I Instagram everything about my life, whether it’s smoking pot, in a strip club, reading a bible verse, or hanging out with my best friend, who happens to be Chris.”

Yes, the Chris she’s referring to is Chris Brown. After getting back together earlier this year, RiRi — the victim in a 2009 assault case against Brown — speaks openly about their relationship today:

“‘Stay’ is a story about having love that close and wanting it to last forever. You don’t have that feeling with everybody so when you have it you don’t want to let go of it. I would definitely say that Chris Brown is the one I have that kind of relationship with…Now that we’re adults we can do this right. We got a fresh start and I’m thankful for that.”

In a chat with Britain’s Daily Star this month, Chris called his love with Rihanna “for life,” noting that their reconciliation was “meant to be.” The crooner dismisses critics who throw a side eye at their future together.

“I love her and she loves me. That is what it comes down to. Our love is for life. We are meant to be together…People criticise both of us but they don’t know what we have. They don’t know me. It used to bother me but it doesn’t now. We have the right to make our own lives just how we want.”

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'Tonight Show' Host - Jay Leno Is Out; Jimmy Fallon Is In!

It only seems yesterday that Jay Leno bit, kicked, and scratched his way back into the coveted late night position with The Tonight Show like a drunken real housewife clawing her way over a dining room table to grab her rival. After he'd been unceremoniously replaced by Conan O'Brien and ratings plummeted, Conan was soon out and Jay back in. But now sources are saying that this will be the square-jawed funnyman's last season. Poor Jay. I don't think he'd be giving this up willingly. His TV bosses must be up to their old tricks again.

Sources told The Hollywood Reporter that Jay is expected to leave in May, when it will be announced that Jimmy Fallon will take over the Tonight Show duties. NBC brass apparently feel that Fallon will better be able to compete with Jimmy Kimmel, who moved to the same slot on ABC in January.

Leno's rep refused to comment on the "rumor." If he does get booted, this is pretty humiliating for Jay. I mean, NBC already dumped him once and then came crawling back. And now again? This is getting to be like a Justin-Selena/Rihanna-Chris Brown kind of thing.

At any rate, Jimmy Fallon will probably be a better fit for that slot than Conan O'Brien was. He turned out to be a bit too "edgy" for that particular audience. Still, if it doesn't work out, it'll be doubly embarrassing for NBC, which got skewered by viewers for their bad handling of O'Brien. Though the whole thing just served to make Conan O'Brien even more popular. Fallon is a good match for the "YouTube Generation."

And what's up with all of the male late night hosts? Can't anyone find a spot for a female host -- maybe Tina or Amy or Ellen or Whoopi or Maya Rudolph or someone like that?

Anyway, don't cry for Jay. He can retire to his life of multimillions and his fleet of classic cars.

Would you rather watch Jay or Jimmy or someone else?

 

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Rihanna Loses Her Words After Chris Brown Question: "Pardon Me?"

 

Grammy-winning singer Rihanna may not quite be ready to let the world in on her secret, alleged, romance with former boyfriend Chris Brown as seen in her new Complex cover story.

 

When asked about her decision to publicly collaborate with Chris Breezy on "Nobody's Business," RiRi appears to go speechless before flipping the question.

Before leaving the restaurant for the airport, Rihanna addresses one last question. It's the biggest question surrounding the song: If her relationship with Brown is truly nobody's business, then why make a record about it? Her voice, usually warm and cut with chuckles, turns cold. "Pardon me?" she replies, her eyebrow slightly raised. Even after the question is repeated, she hesitates to answer. The hands that moved up and down throughout the conversation, suddenly fall flat. "It's the truth. Remember?" she says, turning toward the other side of the table to gather her belongings. As she gets up to leave, she adds: "It's a fun record that The-Dream wrote and we loved the lyrics. You're still asking me questions about it so clearly you don't know." Maybe she doesn't know either. (Complex)

Recently, Brown's ex-girlfriend Karrueche Tran spoke on her love for the male singer and not yet being ready to see Rihanna face-to-face.

"I do care about him and I do love him," she said about Brown. "Family is very important to me, and I've always put it in my mind to remember that. For me, I'd love to meet somebody and grow and build a foundation, but I don't want to even think about marriage right now. I can't even get a clothing line out. (laughs) ... For everybody, emotionally, that would just be way too much [if all three of us could sit down together]. I'm a very mature person so if the time ever did come where we would need to sit down and talk, I'd do it. I'm a mature person. I can work it out but that would be a lot. (Pause) Yeah, it would be a lot." (VIBE)

Over the past few weeks, Brown and Rihanna have been spotted on numerous outings together.

And just like that ... Rihanna's back where it all started ... Chris Brown's passenger seat. The on-again couple relived their past earlier today in L.A., where they picked up some refreshments -- including an Icee -- at a gas station convenience store. You'll recall, Rihanna was riding shotgun back in 2009 when CB unleashed a ferocious beatdown on her face -- but today, she was nothing but smiles. Oh yeah, that red sweatshirt she's wearing is Chris' clothing line -- Black Pyramid. (TMZ)

Outside of romance talk, the music diva is slated to perform at next month's Grammy Awards.

Taylor Swift, Rihanna and Mumford & Sons are among the initial crop of artists unveiled as performers on the Feb. 10 Grammy Awards. LL Cool J will return return as host for the telecast, which will be broadcast live except for the West Coast on CBS at 8 p.m. The Black Keys and Fun. were also a part of Wednesday's announcement. Typically, all five nominees for album of the year are tasked with performing. Contenders for the top prize this year are Mumford & Sons' "Babel," the Black Keys' "El Camino," Fun.'s "Some Nights," Frank Ocean's "Channel Orange" and Jack White's "Blunderbuss." (Los Angeles Times)

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Chris Brown -- Brutalizing Rihanna Is My 'Deepest Regret'

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Chris Brown is calling the infamous Rihanna beating in 2009 the "deepest regret of my life, the biggest mistake."

Brown told the UK Mirror, "Sometimes you row, you fight, with the one you love and things get said, stuff spirals."

He added, "But she loves me -- what can I say? I’m forgiven ... but, yes, I worked hard for it.”

You'll recall, Brown infamously brutalized Rihanna on the night of the Grammys back in 2009. He pled "guilty" to felony assault following the incident and was sentenced to probation and community service. He and Rihanna are now officially back together.

As for Seth MacFarlane's CB/Rihanna jab during the Oscars -- Brown said, "People attack me and criticise me, it happens all the time ... But they don’t know me, and they don’t know us. It doesn’t bother me any more ... Other people can judge us but they don’t know anything."

So we gotta ask ...

Rihanna And Chris Brown Continue Her Birthday Lovefest In Hawaii - Yuck!

 

We already got a peek at some of the lovey dovey photos Rihanna and Chris Brown have been posting on Twitter and Instagram from her 25th birthday celebration, and the couple have uploaded a few more.

For the snapshot above Ri wrote, "Like #diamonds in the sky," and despite the fact that they seemingly broke up last week, it looks like they patched things up very quickly. As you may remember, last week Rihanna and Chris arrived at Playhouse Nightclub in Hollywood, but they came separately and a source told The Daily Mail, "Rihanna refused to sit with or even near Chris – and when Chris noticed she was there, he made a huge show of rubbing his presence in her face."

Yesterday the lovebirds took a walk on the beach in front of their rented home, and a source tells E! Online, "Chris was leading Rihanna by the hand. She was puffing on something as she walked and seemed very relaxed and happy. Her hair was blowing and she twirled around. She looked totally free and like she was really enjoying her birthday. Chris was protective and made sure to hold her hand as they walked. They only went a few houses over and then they turned around and came back."

"Put this #cake in ya face!" she tweeted. "I made him lick all this icing off! Lol." I guess Chris licking frosting off her face is an improvement over him sticking his fist in her face...

 

Rihanna And Chris Brown Are Island Lovers!

 

 

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Rihanna Flashes Her Bum And A Blunt With Chris Brown On Her Birthday In Hawaii [PHOTOS]

Rihanna looked stunning in a gown by Tom Ford. 13 Photos »

Rihanna turned 25-years-old yesterday (February 20, 2013), and did some celebrating with boyfriend Chris Brown.

The on again off again couple were holding hands as they walked back to their hotel room. Rihanna wore an interesting fishnet shirt over her bikini bottoms. Fishnet is really just never that attractive.

“Pour it up pour it up! #birthdaybehavior” along with a photo of her and Chris in what looked like to be the back of a limo.

The singer is partying it up with Brown and her family in Honolulu.

“We Allllll Here!” Rihanna’s little brother Rorry Fenty wrote on Instagram along with a group pic. 

Things also seem to be getting better with Rihanna and Katy Perry, who tweeted:

HAPPIEST 25TH BIRTHDAY to my baby girl @rihanna! I wish I could b there drinking Mai-Tais & telling haters to eat a d*ck w/u!

Well that is definitely a change of tune.

 

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Rihanna is the new Princess Diana, according to feminist Camille Paglia

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This story is really bizarre, but lets just say that Camille Paglia has been losing her feminist touch over the years. A little while back, she took a swipe at Lady Gaga for not being sexy in the proper way and, instead, appearing “clinical and strangely antiseptic, so stripped of genuine eroticism.” Paglia then wrote a haphazard essay in which she blamed Taylor Swift and Katy Perry for the death of feminism, and in the same piece, she went on to declare that Rihanna was a wonderful, sparkling display of “authentic sizzling eroticism” and feminism. So I guess that Paglia has always had a bit of a hard on for Rihanna as “the pleasure principle incarnate.” Never mind that Rihanna is a pretty awful role model for young females after returning (time and time again) to the abusive Chris Brown.

Paglia wasn’t done with Rihanna though, and now she’s unleashed an even sketchier essay that basically says that Rihanna is the new Princess Diana. The comparisons made in this essay are absolutely absurd, but while Rihanna (with Cara Delevingne’s eyebrows in tow) was tumbling out of a nightclub in London on Saturday night (after the tragic debut of Rihanna’s fashion line), The Sunday Times was on its way to her hotel doorstep and newsstands throughout the world. The Times’ cover story? “The Princess and the Showgirl: Why Rihanna is the new Diana.” See if you can make sense of this nonsense (with reference photos here), and we’ll discuss below:

Rihanna is in love with the camera, and the camera is in love with her. Not since Diana rocketed from a shy, plump kindergarten aide to a lean, mean fashion machine has there been such a ravishingly seductive flirtation with the world press.

Like Diana, Rihanna has worryingly drifted into using photo ops to send messages of allure, defiance, or revenge in a turbulent relationship with an errant partner. Rihanna, another victim of a festering romantic triangle, has bounced dizzyingly back and forth in her checkered affair with rapper Chris Brown, who was convicted of a felony in 2009 for abusing her.

Diana’s anguished helplessness and isolation inside the royal family, with its stoical code of duty, led her to gravitate toward the ever-hovering paparazzi, whose global power as a media institution increased exponentially because of her popularity… The problem is that, in this era of social media, Rihanna in her fury of tainted love has tools ready to hand that Diana never dreamed of. Instagram, for example, a photo-sharing program with a palette of special-effects filters, allows Rihanna to send personal pictures to friend and foe in the blink of an eye, without the mediation of professional photographers. It is autobiography written by a volatile mix of impulse and mood…

The speed of Rihanna’s self-documentation from dawn to dusk accelerated in the months following her reunion with Brown last October. The climax was an extraordinary holiday melodrama during which Rihanna cooled her heels in a luxury rental in Barbados. Provocative photos of Rihanna lolling in skimpy beachwear followed forth, soon followed by darker shots of a morose Rihanna pacing a balcony, for all the world like Diana pining in lonely abandonment at the Taj Mahal…. the photograph is echoed 15 years later by the shot of Rihanna on her balcony in Barbados, in turmoil over her relationship with Chris Brown.

Some of Rihanna’s candid shots, particular the fireplace photos where she poses half-nude in a fur-lined jacket, have an atmospheric eroticism that is genuinely artistic and has not been seen in decades. Pr0nography today has become hard, plasticised and stereotypical, with a boring lack of intrigue and subtext. Rihanna’s impressive visual archive demonstrates that eroticism is a function of mental projection, not bust size…

Diana and Rihanna began as sensitive, wounded, but appealingly bubbly and good-natured provincial girls who slowly discovered their own photogenic virtuosity and began to conceptualize themselves as living sculpture for the lens. Both developed a false intimacy with photographers and the public and began to cannibalize themselves in their futile search for security in love. Diana, rebuffed, eventually accepted her exile. But Rihanna, in the classic syndrome of the battered woman, still pities and hopes to change and save her abuser…

[From The Sunday Times]

Now this is only an abridged version of the entire article (which is not available online), but did anyone else walk away from this wondering what the hell Paglia was smoking when she wrote this piece? Kaiser mentioned to me that Paglia once compared Paris Hilton to Diana at one point too, and sure enough, this comparison took place in the 2009 MTV documentary, Paris, Not France, in which Paglia can be heard saying that, like Di, Paris had “the ability to enchant the still camera.” Of course, the Paris bit only makes the Rihanna-Diana comparison more hilarious.

As for Rihanna, she’s (naturally) thrilled with the comparison and immediately tweeted her happiness as such: When your face is pic-stitched to Princess Diana’s on the cover of The Sunday Times…. I mean……. Just so happens I came home drunk to this in a pile of papers outside my hotel room! My lil Bajan behind.” Then Rihanna probably passed out drunk in (what she probably sees as) a fitting tribute to her life as Diana III.

As a side note, Hollywood Life says that Chris Brown and Karreuche Tran have been love-nesting in Houston while Rihanna’s been in London. Well, obviously.

 

Rihanna Hurts Herself When She Tripped Wearing Sunglasses at Night!

Rihanna kicked off London Fashion Week with the launch of her highly-anticipated collaborative clothing line with high fashion retailer River Island. But RiRi’s week in the British capital hit a rough patch after an unidentified man threw a bottle of Lucozade at her, causing her to topple over and injure her knee.

The Bajan beauty — with model pal Cara Delevingne in tow — was targeted in a seemingly unprovoked attack by a man while leaving an afterparty at exclusive London nightclub The Box on Saturday night. The force of the glass caused Rihanna to fall and cut open her knee, a tipster tells MediaTakeOut.com.
Rihanna’s bodyguard also suffered minor injuries to his leg as he attempted to catch her attacker, who witnesses say had been ranting about the star’s on-again, off-again beau Chris Brown just before the assault. The assailant remains at large.

“The bottle caused Rihanna to stumble into a metal grate — and slice open her leg. Rihanna’s bodyguard immediately went after the crazed fan but hurt his leg going after the subject. Rih’s guard was taken to a London hospital for treatment and the mad man is still on the loose.”

Written by Castina on February 17th, 2013 | Tagged as: Rihanna

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Owie: RiRi Scraped Her Knee....and It's Chris Brown's Fault

RiRi was in London last night for the launch of her fashion line, which is perfect for the Tampa Bay-area beach hooker who wants to look like she bought all of her ho shit uniforms at The Salvation Army in the early 90s, and while going to the after-party for her show, she scraped her knee. ESCANDALO, I know.
America's foremost literary journal of all things true Media Takeout (via HL, TMZ, DM and everywhere else) says that when RiRi and model Cara Delevingne were walking into The Box, some batshit crazy fan started screaming some stuff about Chris Brown while throwing a glass bottle of Lucozade at her. The bottle didn't hit RiRi, but all the chaos made her fall into a metal grate and the grate cut her knee right open. MTO says that RiRi's knee SLICED open, but I'm sure most of us have had razor cuts on our assholes that were deeper than that cut.
After the crazed fan tried to hit RiRi with a bottle, her bodyguard went after the bottle hurler and hurt his leg while doing so. The fan got away and RiRi's bodyguard had to go to the hospital for treatment.
There are thousands of pictures of RiRi going into and coming out of The Box last night and I couldn't find one picture of the crazed fan or a picture of a bottle flying at her head. So either it didn't happen or the crazed fan is a pap-proof ninja ghost. If that's the case, can't the crazed fan use their ninja-like powers to go after The Difficult Brown next time? Speaking of The Difficult Brown, England better pull in the welcome mat, lock the doors and turn off all the nights, because I have a feeling that Chris Brown is going to land on their shores after smelling RiRi's blood.
For even more RiRi fuckery, click here to see what happened when The Sunday Times Magazine lost their minds and put a whole lot of WRONG on their cover.
And more importantly, why is Cara Delevingne dressed like the sluttiest member of JJ Fad?

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