Her best buddy Rihanna - still feeling Christmassy with what looked like singed White Garlands wrapped around her body covering only the essential parts! You know what I mean! She is Mariah Carey's heir apparent in dressing slutty for every possible red carpet event! Peek A Boo Hoo!
Here is a rundown of the Red Carpet:
MOST BIZARRE, BUT FITTING FOR THE GRAMMYS
Katy Perry – I feel like she's done this look before, and so has Victoria's Secret, but it's daring. And it sparkles. And frankly, no one can say she looks bad. (Armani Prive)
Nicki Minaj – She wouldn't show up to any other award show in this albino Bride of Frankenstein wig topping off a leopard-print mini and tights. If someone didn't wear something like this to the Grammys, today's gallery would be boring. Thankfully she chose a bright purple-based pink lipstick as the accent. (Givenchy)
Lady Gaga – By now you've heard she arrived as a dilating, incubating, sweating ego in a silly egg-like object. This might win the award for “most overdone charade to celebrate a similarly shaped object of a new single,” if you get what I mean. (Refusing to list the egg's creator)
Rihanna – Well, what can I say: The furry white horizontal stripes wrapping around her body only accentuated her curvy figure but in a rather unflattering fashion. Everything else was see-through. See for yourself. Wear what you want, Ri-Ri, but quit the red hair. (Jean-Paul Gaultier)
B.o.B. – If you didn't know what a monocle was until today, then that's sad. But apparently the Grammys are here to teach the public about long-lost spectacles of yore (“monocle” became a Google trend early last night). And if only for the learning, then good job, B.o.B. Otherwise, how pretentious. (1854 monocle's creator unknown)
BEST DRESSED
Kerri Hilson – The vocalist donned a fun, pretty blue mini with gold accents and a feathered neckline along with muted gold-colored strapping shoes. I liked the color combined with her blond locks. And it also resembles my favorite Barbie outfits back in the day. Nostalgia for the “W.” (Basil Soda)
Selena Gomez – It pains me that she's leading this best-dressed list, considering she's like, what, 13? But her beautiful white/gold, shimmery gown looked beautiful with her long, loose curls. I would have rather seen a bold color, like bright blue, rather than her matchy-match clutch. But despite that, she still brought a beauty to the red carpet in stunning fashion. (J. Mendel)
Jennifer Hudson – Navy blue suits Hudson well. And I am a huge fan of her pin-straight locks. (Versace)
Ciara – The singer donned a pretty blue-and-white gown with dramatic bodice cutouts and a flowing chiffon bottom with a dramatic full slit. Coupled with her long locks, the dress was a combination of tribal and couture. Her strappy blakc heels seemed a little too heavy for the lightweight dress, however. (Pucci)
Jennifer Lopez – Looking like she shattered a mirror and rolled around it in, but in a couture way, J-Lo rocked a fun mini. (Pucci)
Nicole Kidman – If the coloring was anything other than the autumn-channeling tones, Kidman's floral dress might have hit the worst-dressed category. But Kidman's red hair and natural pigmentation complemented the colors of her mermaid-cut gown perfectly. (Jean Paul Gaultier)
WORST DRESSED
Kim Kardashian – While I love the gown itself, Kimmy had to wreck it by overdoing the tanner and the big hair. As is usually Kim's problem, she accentuates everything and ends up looking overdone and wax-like. (Kaufman Franco)
Jordin Sparks – It reminded me of the prom-dress version of the Queen of Hearts from “Alice in Wonderland.” The all-red gown with pink inlay was huge. So much fabric. And it didn't fit the singer well, hugging her midsection too tightly. (Zang Toi)
Haley Williams – The amazing lead singer of Paramore decided she wanted to look ridiculous for the Grammys, wearing something with a bright pink furry bottom, if I recall correctly. And I don't want to recall.
Barbra Streisand – Her triangle-shaped blond do' foreshadowed her maroon, “Great Expectations” A-line getup. Everything was draped in fabric except her face. Be free, Babs!
Miley Cyrus – What. A. Mess. Let the dress speak for itself -- or the hair. Not both. The sparkling animal print gown was too busy for her lengthy extensions and messy hair. And it seemed to hang on the petite singer like a burlap bag. (Roberto Cavalli)
Here is a rundown of the Red Carpet:
MOST BIZARRE, BUT FITTING FOR THE GRAMMYS
Katy Perry – I feel like she's done this look before, and so has Victoria's Secret, but it's daring. And it sparkles. And frankly, no one can say she looks bad. (Armani Prive)
Nicki Minaj – She wouldn't show up to any other award show in this albino Bride of Frankenstein wig topping off a leopard-print mini and tights. If someone didn't wear something like this to the Grammys, today's gallery would be boring. Thankfully she chose a bright purple-based pink lipstick as the accent. (Givenchy)
Lady Gaga – By now you've heard she arrived as a dilating, incubating, sweating ego in a silly egg-like object. This might win the award for “most overdone charade to celebrate a similarly shaped object of a new single,” if you get what I mean. (Refusing to list the egg's creator)
Rihanna – Well, what can I say: The furry white horizontal stripes wrapping around her body only accentuated her curvy figure but in a rather unflattering fashion. Everything else was see-through. See for yourself. Wear what you want, Ri-Ri, but quit the red hair. (Jean-Paul Gaultier)
B.o.B. – If you didn't know what a monocle was until today, then that's sad. But apparently the Grammys are here to teach the public about long-lost spectacles of yore (“monocle” became a Google trend early last night). And if only for the learning, then good job, B.o.B. Otherwise, how pretentious. (1854 monocle's creator unknown)
BEST DRESSED
Kerri Hilson – The vocalist donned a fun, pretty blue mini with gold accents and a feathered neckline along with muted gold-colored strapping shoes. I liked the color combined with her blond locks. And it also resembles my favorite Barbie outfits back in the day. Nostalgia for the “W.” (Basil Soda)
Selena Gomez – It pains me that she's leading this best-dressed list, considering she's like, what, 13? But her beautiful white/gold, shimmery gown looked beautiful with her long, loose curls. I would have rather seen a bold color, like bright blue, rather than her matchy-match clutch. But despite that, she still brought a beauty to the red carpet in stunning fashion. (J. Mendel)
Jennifer Hudson – Navy blue suits Hudson well. And I am a huge fan of her pin-straight locks. (Versace)
Ciara – The singer donned a pretty blue-and-white gown with dramatic bodice cutouts and a flowing chiffon bottom with a dramatic full slit. Coupled with her long locks, the dress was a combination of tribal and couture. Her strappy blakc heels seemed a little too heavy for the lightweight dress, however. (Pucci)
Jennifer Lopez – Looking like she shattered a mirror and rolled around it in, but in a couture way, J-Lo rocked a fun mini. (Pucci)
Nicole Kidman – If the coloring was anything other than the autumn-channeling tones, Kidman's floral dress might have hit the worst-dressed category. But Kidman's red hair and natural pigmentation complemented the colors of her mermaid-cut gown perfectly. (Jean Paul Gaultier)
WORST DRESSED
Kim Kardashian – While I love the gown itself, Kimmy had to wreck it by overdoing the tanner and the big hair. As is usually Kim's problem, she accentuates everything and ends up looking overdone and wax-like. (Kaufman Franco)
Jordin Sparks – It reminded me of the prom-dress version of the Queen of Hearts from “Alice in Wonderland.” The all-red gown with pink inlay was huge. So much fabric. And it didn't fit the singer well, hugging her midsection too tightly. (Zang Toi)
Haley Williams – The amazing lead singer of Paramore decided she wanted to look ridiculous for the Grammys, wearing something with a bright pink furry bottom, if I recall correctly. And I don't want to recall.
Barbra Streisand – Her triangle-shaped blond do' foreshadowed her maroon, “Great Expectations” A-line getup. Everything was draped in fabric except her face. Be free, Babs!
Miley Cyrus – What. A. Mess. Let the dress speak for itself -- or the hair. Not both. The sparkling animal print gown was too busy for her lengthy extensions and messy hair. And it seemed to hang on the petite singer like a burlap bag. (Roberto Cavalli)
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