What is up with the universe? Is Mercury in Retrograde again or something?
It seems like our favorite celebrity couples are dropping like flies.
First Gwyneth and Chris. Then Bey and Jay. Now Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon!
I confess this is one couple I thought would go the distance, if just
for the fact that Mariah is such a great catch for Nick. (I don't care
what you say, she is way out of his league.)
Still, Nick confirmed that there was "trouble in paradise" (his
words) and the two were living separate lives -- and reports have it
that they are getting legal counsel in preparation for divorce. Yikes!
What happened?! Oddly, one report has it that a certain celebrity is
behind all of this. And she happens to be married with a child. And her
name is ... drum roll, please ... Kim Kardashian! Huh?!
Well, you all might remember (or not) that Kim and Nick dated
ages ago. Way before Kim was famous, and way before she had her current
face. They dated for like a nanosecond, but just enough to get some
paparazzi shots taken, so there is actual proof of this.
Apparently the couple's marriage woes began when Nick gave an interview a few months back dishing on how many celebrities he'd slept with. Asked by a radio station to reveal five famous luvahs, Nick replied:
But Mariah isn't taking any chances that Nick is going to keep blabbing, and reportedly hit him with a legal muzzle. If he talks about her now, he'll get slapped with penalties.
Nick, how could you screw up such a good thing? Dumbass.
Well, I find it hard to believe that Mariah would divorce Nick just
because of some obnoxious comments. She must be used to that. I'm
guessing it was the straw that broke the camel's back.
Do you think this is why they're supposedly divorcing?
Image via MariahCarey/Instagram
It seems like our favorite celebrity couples are dropping like flies.
First Gwyneth and Chris. Then Bey and Jay. Now Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon!
I confess this is one couple I thought would go the distance, if just
for the fact that Mariah is such a great catch for Nick. (I don't care
what you say, she is way out of his league.)
Still, Nick confirmed that there was "trouble in paradise" (his
words) and the two were living separate lives -- and reports have it
that they are getting legal counsel in preparation for divorce. Yikes!
What happened?! Oddly, one report has it that a certain celebrity is
behind all of this. And she happens to be married with a child. And her
name is ... drum roll, please ... Kim Kardashian! Huh?!
Well, you all might remember (or not) that Kim and Nick dated
ages ago. Way before Kim was famous, and way before she had her current
face. They dated for like a nanosecond, but just enough to get some
paparazzi shots taken, so there is actual proof of this.
Apparently the couple's marriage woes began when Nick gave an interview a few months back dishing on how many celebrities he'd slept with. Asked by a radio station to reveal five famous luvahs, Nick replied:That's easy. OK, Mariah Carey, Christina Milian, Nicole Scherzinger, Selita Ebanks, oh, Kim Kardashian.Oh, yikes, Nick! It's not cool to f**k and tell! About Kim, he added:
You just forgot (about her) because there have been a lot of people since me.Rumor has it Mariah was NOT thrilled with this admission, and Nick had to backtrack later in another interview, saying:
She doesn’t even know who Kim Kardashian is. She doesn’t payOh, but apparently she DID care, because soon afterward, Mimi began calling in the lawyers.
attention to that. She doesn’t care when I talk about our sex life
because our sex life is amazing.
But Mariah isn't taking any chances that Nick is going to keep blabbing, and reportedly hit him with a legal muzzle. If he talks about her now, he'll get slapped with penalties.
Nick, how could you screw up such a good thing? Dumbass.
Well, I find it hard to believe that Mariah would divorce Nick just
because of some obnoxious comments. She must be used to that. I'm
guessing it was the straw that broke the camel's back.
Do you think this is why they're supposedly divorcing?
Image via MariahCarey/Instagram
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