Smug Off: Camilla Parker Bowles And Angelina Jolie’s Meeting Of Minds

Camilla:
"Well I thought Charles wanting to be one of my tampons really was the
limit, but presumably you have far worse stories to tell Miss. Jolie..."
Angelina: "Oh honey, you don't know the half of it..."

 
Angie... "ISN'T THAT RIGHT WILLIAM?"

Yes
over-priviledged white people with piles of cash keep pretending to
know everything about vicious rapes in war-zones and how they can stop
it (because Taliban soldiers totally read Us Weekly and PerezHilton.com and
will just stop their vicious bloodthirsty rituals the second they read
that these rich Westerners that they've never even heard of want them
to).

And, yesterday Angelina Jolie and her pocket politician William Hague
(who is becoming more cringey and embarrassing by the day) went to
Clarence House in London to meet Camilla Parker Bowles.


I've got no idea why and am frankly more interested in who owns that
blinged up harp in the background. Does Charles twang the harp while
Camilla pole dances in the background of an evening, or what?

Anyway, yes, it's all about as pointless as a chocolate fireguard but so long as Camilla got some Angelina autographs and Maleficent/ Disney plastic tat for the grandchildren while she was there then all good eh?

 

 

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