According to Britain’s Oxford University Press (which is really fancy and therefore right about everything), “selfie” is officially the word of 2013, and personally, I could not agree more.
I am a self proclaimed selife and Instagram addict (omg guys, follow me, dirtyrandy8, 100 points to anyone who gets the name reference) and I take “natural” photos of myself doing everything from going to the gym, to lounging in bed, to drinking tea, to just thinking I look nice that day
. It’s sad, but clearly a lot of us do it, hence why selfie is the word of the year
!
However, it’s not just us normal folk that obsess over constantly putting pictures of ourselves on Twitter and Instagram, oh no
. This is some
UsWeekly “Celebs are Just like Us” shit right here, because a lot of celebrities are taking the selfie craze to whole new level
.
I’m talking Kim Kardashian posting pics of her getting weird facial treatments,
Rihanna posting herself topless while getting high, and Bieber just being his usual douchey self
. Though basically every celebrity on Instagram has posted a selfie or two, the following ten celebs love selfies more than Rocky loved Emily (that was a little
Three Ninjas reference there for you, by the way)
.
10. Selena Gomez

It’s no lie that
Selena Gomez loves a selfie or two, but I ain’t mad at her
. Selena is 21 and single and growing into a stunningly gorgeous young woman so as far as I’m concerned she can take all the selfies she wants
. Plus, it’s only fair that she rub it in Justin Bieber’s face that she looks super fine while he’s out banging hookers
.
9. Lena Dunham

Lena Dunham’s Instagram is exactly what you think Lena Dunham’s Instagram would be
. It’s full of quirky shit, unflattering pictures of her, or pictures of her looking like a pouty hipster
. We get it, you don’t care that you don’t look like a Hollywood stereotype
!
8. Nicki Minaj
Nicki Minaj’s selfies and Instagram posts usually make me feel a certain way that only Lucille Bluth can explain:
7. James Franco

James Franco is probably one of my favorite people in Hollywood right now strictly because of how ridiculous he is
. Most male celebrities will take a topless selfie because they want to show off their hot bod, but when Franco does it you can’t help but know just how contrived and foolish it is
. I feel like every selfie he posts is extremely sarcastic, but he’s really good looking, so whatever
.
6. Lindsay Lohan
I’ve been Team Lohan forever and have been waiting for her triumphant return to Hollywood for years, but, honestly, her selfies make me a little sad
. They’re just a reminder of what drugs, alcohol, and bad plastic surgery can do to your face
. She still looks good, but her hard partying has definitely taken it’s toll
.
5. Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus reminds me a lot of myself when it comes to selfies, which is really sad
. She posted the above picture with a caption about how her hair is getting long
. Bitch please, I know that game, hell I practically invented it
! The “I want to post a pic of my hot bod without seeming vain so I’ll pretend I took the picture to highlight something else and my flat stomach just happens to be in it” pic
. I did that with a pair of sweatpants once
. “OMG THESE SWEAT PANTS ARE SO COMFY” aka my abs look really good so I’ll take a picture of me in these sweat pants and a crop top
. No big deal
.
4. Lady Gaga
Sometimes I wonder if Lady Gaga knows that you can post pictures of things other than yourself on Instagram, because legit almost every picture she posts is a selfie
. I mean it! Go check out her Instagram account, it’s like selfie central
. Even I think it’s too many selfies, and that’s saying something
!
3. Justin Bieber
I feel like Justin Bieber’s online dating profile would go something like this:
Name: Justin Bieber. Likes: selfies, being topless, pouting, trying to look like a big boy now, hair gel, Bart Simpson, and hookers. Dislikes: shirts and people who can grow chest hair.
2. Rihanna
Rihanna loves selfies A LOT
. I mean she’s the type of girl who will go to the beach and take 10 selfies, get a bath and take 10 selfies, lounge on the couch and take 10 selfies, go to McDonald’s and take 10 selfies (you get the point)
. Do I think Rihanna is super hot and do I enjoy looking at pictures of her
? Yes
. Do I think she needs to take 10 different pictures of herself in the same outfit just from slightly different angles
? No
. No, I do not.
1. Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian doesn’t take the top spot by herself
. No, she represents the entire Kardashian clan that is on Instagram (Khole, Kourtney, Kylie, Kendall, and Kris), because that whole family needs a selfie intervention
! I mean, they post several pics of their make up of the day, their hair of the day, and their outfit of the day
! That’s A LOT of selfies! However, I’ve used Kim to represent her family in the number one spot because I find there to be something painfully awkward about Kim in the pictures she posts on Instagram
. She always looks really unnatural and uncomfortable and it kind of weirds me out
. Her butt looks great, though, I’ll give her that!
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