Paris Hilton: Not So Good Morning America - E! Online

Though she may seem like a snotty, shallow rich lady with ice running through her veins, Paris Hilton is human.

And when it comes to getting free publicity for your ratings-challenged reality show by submitting to an interview with some pesky reporter from Good Morning America—and it always does, doesn't it?—well, a human can only take so much.

That's what ABC's Dan Harris found out when he asked one question too many and got under not only multiple layers of tan, but the Hilton skin itself...

A long, heated conversation about how the whole walk-off incident will play huge with every news outlet in America.

Thanks Dan! Ratings problem solved.