old high school desk into someone's breakfast nook. But the success of
your cohabitation—be it marriage or be it four years of harmonious
Netflix viewing—may depend entirely on how long you do or don't wait to
Rent.com asked thousands of people without mortgages how long they hem
and haw before making it official, what the hardest part of letting
someone see you first thing in the morning really is, and how quickly
you bail once the bloom is off the Ikea rose. Taken together, the results
present some pretty reliable crowd wisdom: Look before you leap, for
about six months to one year, to be exact. In infographic form:
This makes a lot of sense. There is such a thing as rushing, and such a
thing as dragging your feet, and neither one makes sense for good
relationship momentum. You should know pretty well by six months or a
year if things are going well enough to consider moving in; if you don't
know by two or three years, then isn't that your answer? And I'm not
even talking about marriage as the endpoint here, but simply the
compatibility that is required for anything to last without making you
want to launch your own personal voodoo doll cottage industry.
It's worth noting that a third of 18- to 24-year-olds thought people
should wait to move in together until marriage, but I can only assume
that's either because things are going so swell living with their
parents, or they have devised a very clever way as a demographic to let
you know they will never want to move in with you.
But there's what people think others ought to do, and what they do themselves. And according to the survey stats provided,
respondents recommended something entirely more cautious than they
themselves had practiced. Nearly 30 percent had moved in with someone in
under six months, but only seven percent thought it prudent in
retrospect.People move in together too quickly for all sorts of reasons—because
they think they are in love, want to get revenge on their last
boyfriend, become hopelessly attached to each other from the get-go
(*cough* codependent *cough*) or, probably all too often,
someone's lease is up and why the hell not. Take a chance! Play the
Russian Roulette of life and combine your silverware.That happened to me. I had a boyfriend whose roommate was moving out of
I think we'd only been dating a few months, and rather than be
logical and let him simply crash with me while he figured out a better
situation, we naively decided to find out just how shaky the
relationship was. Verdict: Shaky. And shitty. Shitty-shaky. Worst kind. That is why the site suggests
spending full weeks at your mate's place with no breaks to test the
waters of their grooming habits, late-night TV preferences (ahem, porn
use), whiskey snores, and so on. Can you handle it? Does it endear you
to the person? Or make you want to die? These are important questions.
To be honest, though, I'm not sure you'll really find the answers to
these questions without moving in together first. You know how it sucks
to try to get your first job because you need experience to get the job,
but you need a job to get experience? You need to live with someone to
find out if they are really good for you, but you should supposedly
already know if someone is good for you before you move in.
Moving in is a gamble,
kid, no matter how much you talk it out up front. In fact, it's the
biggest no-big-deal gamble short of marriage you can take, and if you
play it right, it will be just as hard to divide your stuff when it ends
as divorcing. That's when you know you're really a grownup. Of course,
the perks are wonderful—but you don't know that until you try it.
Other important questions, says Rent.com, are discussing things like
how you'll split the bills and who will do what around the house. These
are questions that also sound great in theory to ask up front but are
near impossible to suss out, especially when you're in your twenties.
Living together is the first time many of us actually figure some of
this shit out, like how to divide bills. Sure, 34 percent of people said
they like to split things evenly, but there's no indication what evenly
means—it could mean right down the middle, same amount, or an equal
percentage of income. Nor is there any indication of what people really
mean when they say they "cleaned" the bathroom versus what they actually
did, which was not even touch the mirror with anything
resembling Windex or a paper towel. Ditto for the kitchen, which some
people have the nerve to call clean without wiping down any counters?
You'll figure it out. I suppose you could try to talk about this stuff
up front, but it's far more likely you will find yourself re-cleaning
the bathroom in a huff and trying not to be mad. Clean mirror hindsight
is definitely 20/20.Rent.com says you'll "have to learn to get to get along with each other
even when you're both so annoyed with the other that steam is coming
out of your ears," but I think there is a reason we invented doors (for
slamming), cars (for peeling out in), and backs (for turning very
dramatically away). They also suggest you can do a "practice round" of
living together before moving in so you can see all the gross habits and
moodiness before committing, when there will be "no escape."
Hey babe! It's just you and me this weekend, and please, I really
want you to let it all hang out, ok? Farts out! Bathroom doors open!
Toenail clippings scattered lovingly about.
I would counter that the most important thing you can probably do
before moving in with someone is to scout how close the following things
are to your place: bar, movie house, 24-hour diner, fire escape,
costume store. Oh, and make sure your emergency fund can cover moving
expenses. Really. Some 40 percent of the renters surveyed admitted that
things ended while living together, but 62 percent stayed well past the
breakup, from one month to up to a year, probably because they couldn't
afford to move.
Finally, they suggest that you decide beforehand who will stay in theapartment if you break up. That's brutal, but not as brutal as
pretending that whatever agreement you came up with, if not written in
stone with legal binding, will still matter six months from now when
it's all over and here you are heartbroken, only with a jointly
purchased nicer TV, a dog, and a year's subscription of blue cheeses.
Good thing 32 percent of those surveyed said the whole point to this
life move is to find out if this person is truly "the one."
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