Shia LaBeouf Announces Retirement From Public Life And Other Things Nobody Cares About on The Soup

As a result of the public scandal surrounding him plagiarizing a famous comic book artist and then pretty much handling the public response to that in the worst way possible and making himself look like a total dick, Shia LaBeouf  announced via twitter that he's retiring from "public life."

But he didn't stop there. He continued tweeting about all of the new life changes he's making.

Um, Shia, you just plagiarized Casper the ghost! It's shocking how much of a tactless, immoral ghost Shia LaGhost has become.