Have you seen author Salman Rushdie’s Twitter limerick about Kim Kardashian’s divorce from Kris Humphries? The Booker Price recipient wrote:
“The marriage of poor kim (pound)kardashian was krushed like a kar in a krashian”
“her kris kried, not fair! why kan’t I keep my share?”
“But kardashian fell klean outa fashian.”
Since its debut, Rushdie’s piece has inspired other aspiring writers to send their own Kardashian-Humphries limericks floating around the Twitterverse.
Meanwhile, Kardashian is cancelling her weekend engagements in Australia to head back home and deal with the fallout from her martial collapse. Kim arrived in Sydney Tuesday, accompanied by her sister, Khloe, and brother-in-law, Lamar, to promote their new line of Kardashian Kollection Handbags. But after enduring a “grilling” on the morning gabfest Sunrise, Kim has pulled out of a Saturday afternoon appearance at a racing event in Melbourne.
She’s even waiving her estimated $150,000 fee for the one-hour gig.
In a statement to The Herald Sun, Kim says: “I am very disappointed that I am unable to attend the Swisse marquee but I hope to come back and work with the Swisse team at another point in time.”
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