Avid Tamagatchi and fine-toothed comb collector Donald Trump knows a thing or two about the word "loser." Namely, Donald Trump knows when it can best be used to describe a person, place, business, television show, or thing.
For several months now, the Don has taken to Twitter to tell journalists, celebrities, and organizations his finely nuanced opinions about their work.
The Huffington Post:
The Huffington Post is such a loser--it will die just as AOL is dying, What a stupid deal AOL made to buy it!
Barack Obama:
"I don't believe in government picking winners; or in the case of (@BarackObama), picking losers" --@MittRomney
Celebrities who attach Mitt Romney:
@Cher attached @MittRomney. She is an average talent who is out of touch with reality. Like @ Rosie O'Donnell, a total loser!
Talentless journalist hacks:
Sheena Monnin, former Miss Pennsylvania USA:
My @GMA interview discussing my decision to sue Sheena Monnin and how she is a disgruntled loser abcn.ws/MnQYH1 @RealMissPAUSA
Humble people:"Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser." --How To Get Rich
So if all of these people are losers, then what does it take to be a winner? The Don explains:
"Failure defeats losers, failure inspires winners." -- Robert T. Kiyosaki @theRealKiyosaki
Don't let that fool you, though, because P.S.—you're a loser.
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