Jun 27, 2014

Overlooked Films from 2012 That Deserve a Second Look






Jessica Biel in The Tall Man (2012) Movie Image
The Tall Man




Pascal Laugier’s “The Tall Man” is a manipulative social drama
masquerading as your typical slasher/horror movie. The film starts in
one direction before taking a major detour, and then ditches
everything to pull the rug from under you. It’s highly dubious plotting
by Laugier, who also wrote the script, and is liable to piss off a lot
of people who had invested a lot of honest time hoping to get something,
well, honest back in return. If you can look pass that, though, “The
Tall Man” features an excellent performance from Jessica Biel, who
proves to be an incredibly talented actress. It’s too bad the film is
going to go mostly ignored, because unfortunately for Biel, she’s really
been typecast as either the “hot girlfriend” or the “kickass action
heroine” in big-budget Hollywood movies like the recent “Total Recall”.
She really can act, too. The middle section, when Biel’s character
pursues the titular Tall Man who has absconded with her child, is
seriously nail-biting intense, all of it held together by Biel’s acting.

Game of Thrones to end after seven or eight seasons on HBO?



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We’re just around the corner from the start of the new season for Game of Throneson
HBO, and already the end of the series is being mapped out. While the
show has a lot of leg left, series creators David Benioff and D.B. Wiess
spoke in a promotional piece with Vanity Fair and stated they have an
end game for the hit series.

Per Vanity Fair:

Benioff
and co-creator D. B. Weiss tell Windolf that the show has a lifespan,
and they would like to wrap it up after seven or eight seasons. “It
doesn’t just keep on going because it can,” Weiss says. “I think the
desire to milk more out of it is what would eventually kill it, if we
gave in to that.”
This comes almost a year after Frank Doegler stated that the series could possibly last as long as seven seasons, further reiterating the end date for Game of Thrones.

If this plan is followed as it currently is, that would place the final season of Game of Thrones
as airing in 2018. While the end may have been already mapped out,
there is still plenty left in the tank for the hit HBO series.

Jun 26, 2014

Google's new Android Auto is like Google Now for your car

The next Android L release hits the road with the announcement of the Android Auto interface for cars.













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Google
pulled the wraps off of the Android Auto, the redesigned car-specific
interface for Android, at the Google I/O developers conference in San
Francisco today.

Android Auto is contextually aware, so it knows when you're in the car
and presents a simplified version of the new Android L release
interface that is meant to reduce distraction. Android Auto runs on the
mobile device, but mirrors its interface onto a touchscreen in the
vehicle's dashboard. The user can then interact with Android using the
touch screen or voice command.

If Android Auto's card-based
interface looks familiar, it's because the technology is sort of like
Google Now for the car. When Android Auto connects to your car's
display, it will automatically show information relevant to your driving
habits based on the information that Google and Google Now already
knows about you. So if it's 5pm, it could start up already showing a
shortcut for your commute home with a travel time estimate. Just tap and
go.

You'll also be able to tap a steering wheel or onscreen
button and speak commands to Android Auto to access Google Maps
Navigation, destination and contact search, and to access messaging and
telephony. The driver can also speak and reply to incoming text and
email messages using Google's voice input and text-to-speech systems.
The familiar commands should be recognizable from Google Now on the
phone.

The driver can, for example, tap a button on a steering
wheel to bring up the Google Voice Search prompt and ask Android Auto to
navigate to the nearest coffee shop to quickly search and go.

The Google I/O Agenda Shows No Love for Google+


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The Google+ booth at Google I/O 2013.







Google's annual invite-only developer conference, Google I/O, kicks off on Wednesday with a total of 80 sessions on the agenda.


None of those sessions, however, focus on a service that hundreds of millions of people use: Google+.


Google's social network, which it often pushes aggressively upon its
users, is mysteriously absent from this year's I/O agenda. Last year,
there was an entire two-day track at the conference dedicated to
Google+, including 15 sessions related to Google+.


When asked about the omission, a Google spokesperson said there are
fewer sessions this year, and that Google+ didn't fit as well into I/O's
three main themes: design, develop and distribute.


"To that end, our content and sessions aren't necessarily focused
around specific products (G+ versus Android versus Chrome) but more
generally about how Google can help you as a developer enrich the
experience for your users and grow your audience, with tools at every
step of the development process," a spokesperson wrote in an email to Mashable.
"Google+ is of course an important component to that, you can see it in
topics like identity (Google+ sign-in) and our gaming platform, like
Google Play game services."


Both Android and Chrome do have multiple dedicated sessions on the agenda this year.


Industry analyst Brian Blau of Gartner, who is attending I/O this
week, said he, too, noticed a lack of Google+ content on the agenda.
Instead, it appears Google is focusing on user interfaces, he says.


But that doesn't mean the Google+ omission should be ignored.




"I just don't think that social is a big focus for [Google] right now,"
"I just don't think that social is a big focus for [Google]
right now," Blau wrote in an email. "The overall value of a social
stream is going down over time and is becoming a feature [versus] a
pillar."
It's been a bit of a rough run for Google+ in the past few months. In April, longtime Google+ head Vic Gundotra left the company. Then Google cofounder Sergey Brin joked
that he shouldn't have been involved in Google+ at all as he is "not a
very social person." Numerous publications picked up the comment, and
some went on to vilify Brin for a handful of Google+ problems, including issues about true identity.




Vic Gundotra, the longtime head of Google+ seen here at the Web 2.0 Expo in 2009, left the company in April.
Vic Gundotra, the longtime head of Google+ seen here at the Web 2.0 Expo in 2009, left the company in April.
Google+
has more than 300 million users, so it's not as if the service is going
to disappear. On the other hand, ignoring it completely at I/O — if
that is indeed what happens — won't leave anyone thoroughly convinced of
Google's commitment to social.


Google I/O starts Wednesday with a keynote address at 9 a.m. PT in
San Francisco. Those who can't attend can watch the live stream of the
conference here.

How to avoid the pileup malware exploit on Android

Jack Wallen introduces you to a must-have
application to protect your Android devices from the new pileup flaw.






Pileup malware
Those
who can create malware, will create malware -- no matter how sneaky
they have to be to do so. The latest craze is called pileup malware. The
gist of this is a seemingly innocent and harmless piece of software is
installed on your device (even with the stamp of approval from your
malware scanner). The initial install requires little to no permissions,
so it looks perfectly safe. The problem comes when it's time to update
that software. Without needing your approval, the software will upgrade
its own permissions, giving it much more access than it originally had
-- there's the pileup (and the rub). You now have an official piece of
harmful malware on your machine.

This whole process was discovered by researchers at Indiana University. The same team that discovered the pileup process developed an app (called Secure Update Scanner)
that will scan your device for apps that can exploit the pileup flaw.
Effectively, the app is run before you update your device to check if
there are any pileup exploiting apps present. This is a very important
piece of software and should be installed on every one of your Android
devices.

Here's how you install and use this app.

Installation

The installation is as simple as any other app. Just follow these steps:

  1. On your Android device, open the Google Play Store
  2. Search for Secure Update Scanner
  3. Locate and tap the entry by System Security Lab
  4. Tap Install
  5. Tap Accept
  6. Allow the installation to complete
You can now run the app from either your home screen (if a launcher is added), or from the application drawer.

Usage

There's
very little required in the usage of Secure Update Scanner. When you
first run the app, you'll get a welcome screen that gives you a simple
breakdown of how the app is used. Tap Okay, I got it, and you'll be
presented with immediate scan results (Figure A).

Figure A



Figure A


Security Update Scanner running on a Verizon-branded HTC One Max.
If
the app locates any apps that exploit the pileup flaw, it will instruct
you how to remove those apps. If it does not find any malicious apps,
it will inform you that it's safe to go ahead with the device update. At
the bottom of the app, you'll a button that will even take you to the
system update window (or, in some devices, to the device information
window).

Security Update Scanner will also inform you of other
vulnerabilities, such as Unknown Sources enabled or installed patches
that could compromise your system.

No one wants to live in a
walled garden -- akin to the iOS App Store system. Having the Google
Play Store open so that it's easy for developers to get their apps into
the Android ecosystem makes for a developer-friendly environment.
Naturally, this causes issues like the pileup flaw to get exploited. So,
Google must step up to ensure functionalities (such as added by apps
like Security Update Scanner) are built into the foundation of the
platform.

If there are flaws, people will exploit them... and
their will be flaws, as no platform is perfect. Fortunately, there are
security labs across the globe locating and protecting/patching these
flaws. Users must also take some responsibility and use their devices
wisely, which includes using security tools, such as Security Update
Scanner, to ensure their platform is secure.

What do you think? Is
the responsibility on Google alone, or do you think end users also need
to be accountable? Share your opinion in the comments below.

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Google Launches Android TV










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Android TV is unveiled during the Google I/O Annual Developers Conference in San Francisco, California, U.S., on June 25, 2014.







Teased back in April thanks to an early leak, Google took the wraps off Android TV today at its Google I/O event in San Francisco.

Initial reports indicated that the system would be a set-top box,
similar to devices like the Roku, Amazon's Fire TV and Apple TV, and
Google didn't disappoint.

The system's menu consists of a number of rows that allow you to easily scroll up from the bottom of the television.

Android TV also comes with voice control, allowing the using to, for
example, speak a query like "find Oscar nominated actors" and then have a
selection of viewable content shown on the screen.

You can also use your Android mobile device and even your Android watch as a control pad for the system.

Android TV also includes full Google Cast support, so it allows you
to use it in the same way as the Chromecast. All 2014 Sony and Sharp 4K
televisions will support Android TV.

10 Philippine Restaurants with Clever Names



In the country’s crowded restaurant industry, creativity happens
to come in handy when trying to attract business. Coming up with a
unique and memorable name for an establishment could make a huge
difference to potential customers. Why would anyone want to write a
review for… what’s-the-name-of-that-place-again? See.

Boring Restaurant Name
Here are a couple of places listed on the looloo app
with some clever monikers meant to be memorable by being funny. Some
are clever, some are witty, while some might leave you wanting to
scratch your eyeballs out.

Ang Kat Tea

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Photo taken from Ang Kat Tea on Facebook
There are a ton of tea places nowadays, and business owners love playing around with the word “tea.” While places like Serenitea, and Infinitea sound so serious, we liked that this particular tea joint’s name was a lot more playful and actually chose a Tagalog phrase!

Brew Ha!

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Photo taken from smsupermalls.com
We’re pretty sure this coffee shop in Bacolod didn’t choose their name with the intention of scaring anyone off (“bruha” means
witch in Filipino), but you can’t deny that it does have quite a ring
to it. Give the place a try and you could find yourself under the spell
of their bewitching brews!

Bun of Brothers

Its name obviously a play on the WW2 miniseries “Band of Brothers,”
the Marikina-based burger joint is actually pretty popular in the area.
It’s been around for just over a year so you probably wouldn’t call it
“battle-tested,” but their selection of gourmet burgers might be a good
alternative to the usual fast food fare.

Eat My GF

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Photo taken from Eat my GF on Facebook
Using a bit of shock factor by being a little bastos, you
can’t help but be at least a LITTLE bit curious about the place.
Apparently, GF stands for their Garlic Fries, which the owner modeled
after his favorite game time snack from California.

Ken Afford

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Photo taken from kainankorner.blogspot.com
A staple in the area (and also featured in our Fearless Foodie’s Field Guide to Katipunan!),
Ken Afford is exactly that — good cheap eats accessible to the student
population nearby. Not much has changed over the years, and we’re pretty
sure you’ll be able to get their sisig and free bulalo soup for many
more to come!

Meats and Match

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Photo taken from Meats & Match on Facebook
As the name implies, the Pampanga-based restaurant lets you choose
from their different meats for a quick and affordable meal. For a simple
no-frills eatery, the creativity is admirable — they’ve even got a
hashtag! #saucydito

Johnny’s Fried Chicken: The Fried of Marikina

Marikina has always been known for their shoemaking. Leather footwear
may be the pride of Marikina, but apparently, Johnny’s Fried Chicken is
campaigning to trump that! It’s a homey place with a simple carinderia vibe about it, but one reviewer says the chicken could hold its own against Max’s even!

Nacho Fast

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Photo taken from jeepneygang.com
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese! We’re
guessing the place’s owner took his or her cue from this when he named
the restaurant. Okay, so it’s not the most clever of names, but we
appreciate the effort of making a movie snack nacho joint sound funner!

Obeertime

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Photo taken from Obeertime on Facebook
“Dear, late ako uuwi, nag-obeertime ako eh.” If you say it fast enough, she’ll never be the wiser. Unlike your usual roadside inuman, this bar’s name is just clever enough to be witty without being too tacky. We also give it props for taking overtime (ugh) and turning it into something to look forward to!

Pork Barrel Grill and Restaurant

With the pork barrel scam being such a hot topic these days, we’re
not sure how much of a negative vibe this place’s name sends out. If you
believe in “no such thing as bad publicity” though, it can’t hurt! Now,
how ironic would it be to see Janet Napoles dining here??

Tri Mo Shawarma Co.

Pretty straightforward, this one — they want you to try their shawarma! This hidden gem in QC has actually gotten a lot
of good reviews, some mentioning the long lines people put up with for
the food. Definitely worth a TRI if you’re in the QC area!

Did we miss anything? And yes, we know there’s a carinderia called Cooking ng Ina Mo.

Jun 23, 2014

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The color combinations in this collection were so perfectly suggested.


Stefano Pilati has set the bar high for any designer that wants to claim the title “Best Collection of Milan”


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Apple launches probe after Chinese air stewardess, 23, dies 'from massive electric shock while answering her iPhone 5' | Mail Online

  • Ma Ailun, a China Southern Airlines air hostess, died in Xinjian, China
  • Family say she was answering her iPhone 5 at home while it was charging
  • Sister says Ma bought hers from Apple store, was using original charger
  • Apple have launched investigation into claims and are 'helping authorities'
  • iPhone 5 was launched with much fanfare across world in September
By
Matt Blake
and Peter Simpson




Published:
09:23 GMT, 15 July 2013

|
Updated:
00:13 GMT, 16 July 2013





An air stewardess was killed by an electric shock when she answered a
call on her iPhone 5 while it was recharging, it was claimed yesterday.

News
of the death of Ma Ailun, 23, was posted on the internet by her sister,
prompting criticism of Apple among the country’s millions of iPhone
users.

‘I want to warn everyone else not to make phone calls when your mobile phone is recharging,’ her sister wrote.


Ma Ailun
Ma Ailun
Tragic: Ma Ailun, 23, a former flight attendant with
China Southern Airlines, died when she picked up her
iPhone as it charged at home on Thursday, her family said. Ma often took
pictures of herself with her phone and posted them online (above)


Dangerous? Ma Ailun, a 23-year-old flight attendant with China Southern Airlines, allegedly suffered a massive  electric shock as she picked up her new iPhone 5 to answer a call as it was charging on Thursday (stock image)
Dangerous? Ma Ailun, a 23-year-old flight attendant with China
Southern Airlines, allegedly suffered a massive electric shock as she
picked up her new iPhone 5 to answer a call as it was charging on
Thursday (stock image)


Miss Ma, who was due to marry in
August, was said to have bought her iPhone 5 in December from an
official store in her home town in Xinjiang province.


Her  brother told a Hong Kong newspaper the phone had been handed to Chinese authorities for examination.


There were also safety warnings about
the millions of cheap copycat phones and chargers on the market. Apple
products sell out quickly in China, the demand fuelling the factories
churning out fake iPhones, iPads and iPods.


In 2011, 22 fake Apple stores were uncovered in one Chinese city, Kunming, alone.


Apple promised to investigate the death – a blow for the technology company in its second largest market after the US.



It declined to say if it was investigating an isolated case or if it was considering a product recall.


The safety scare is the latest incident to blight the company’s reputation in China.


In April, Apple apologised to Chinese
consumers and changed iPhone warranty policies, following criticism of
its after-sales service.


Two years ago conditions at some of the factories making Apple products were blamed for a spate of  worker suicides.


Miss Ma's brother, Yuelun, told Apple Daily that the family believe
she died from an electric shock while answering a call and that the
phone and its accessories have been handed over to the Chinese
authorities.

Big Apple: The iPhone 5's much-vaunted launch last September saw thousands of Apple fans queue for days outside Apple stores across the world to be the first to get their hands on the state-of-the-art gadget
Big Apple: The iPhone 5's much-vaunted launch last September saw
thousands of Apple fans queue for days outside Apple stores across the
world to be the first to get their hands on the state-of-the-art gadget


Celebration: Greg Parker leaves the Apple Store on 5th Avenue after buying the new Apple iPhone 5
Celebration: Greg Parker leaves the Apple Store on 5th Avenue after buying the new Apple iPhone 5 in September


Jubilant: An employee riles up his coworkers outside the Fifth Avenue store to celebrate the new gadget
Jubilant: An employee riles up his coworkers outside the Fifth Avenue store to celebrate the new gadget



Her sister then wrote on social networking site Weibo: 'I want to
warn everyone else not to make phone calls when your mobile phone is
recharging.'

She said Ma had bought the iPhone in December at an official Apple store
and was using the original charger to recharge the phone when the
incident occurred.

Apple, said it had launched a 'thorough
investigation', adding: 'We are deeply saddened to learn of this tragic
incident and offer our condolences to the family.

HOW SAFE IS YOUR iPHONE? THE MALFUNCTIONS THAT HAVE DOGGED APPLE IN RECENT YEARS

Apple's
mobile gadgets have a generally good safety record with few serious
defects reported since the first generation iPhone was launched in 2007.

However,
as smartphones become more powerful, with larger batteries needing more
electricity to power them, there have been growing reports of dangerous
malfunctions that have dogged the firm in recent years.

February
2013 - Marketing manager Shibani Bhujle, from New York, claimed the
battery of her iPhone 4S spontaneously melted, oozing acid that
destroyed the handset.

January 2013 - An Oregon fire crew blamed an apartment blaze on an overheated MacBook battery which dropped onto a mattress.

December 2011 - An iPhone 4 reportedly began
emitting smoke in a plane cabin on a flight to Australia.

December 2011 - It was reported that an iPhone 4 was
plugged in to charge overnight in Brazil when it began to emit smoke and sparks as
its owner slept nearby.

November 2011 - Apple recalled all
iPod Nanos amid fears the batteries on older models were prone to
overheating and catching fire.

In 2010, a man in northeast China
was killed by an electric shock when making a phone call with a handset
that was being recharged with an unauthorized charger, according to the
China Consumers Association.




In 2008 a
3G owner claimed his phone overheated in his pocket and burned his leg
while he was asleep.

But Apple is not the only smartphone maker to have come under fire for faulty gadgets.

Just
last week, a Swiss teenager suffered second and third degree burns when
her Samsung Galaxy S3 apparently exploded in her pocket.

In May, a Reddit user posted pictures on the site of his charred Galaxy S3, claiming he was 'awoken by a loud noise and a
weird squeaking sound' to find it smouldering by the side of his bed.
'We will fully investigate and co-operate with authorities in this matter.'


China’s popular social media chat
sites, called Weibos, were flooded with posts urging fellow iPhone users
not to make calls while charging their phones.

And many warned to only use original chargers and avoid plugging in cheap copy chargers which are widely available.

'Be
sure to select only qualified, certifiable  products -  the best is the
original because safety is most assured. Don’t buy fake chargers!'
warned poster Zhao Chao.

Apple products are  popular in China but
new items are quickly cloned by the country’s infamous copy merchants
who produce look-a-like fake phones, laptops, iPads and iPods, which are
often hard to distinguish from originals. 

Mobile phones have a relatively low
electrical output of between 3 to 5 volts - much less than the 36 volts
it takes for a person to feel a shock.


But experts say if the charger or the circuit has a problem, such as a broken wire, it can lead to a shock of 220 volts.

Johnny Sin Kin-on, a professor at the Hong Kong University of Science and Technology, told the South China Morning Post: 'There is a risk using an electrical device while its installed battery is being charged, be it a shaver or a phone.'


The iPhone 5's much-vaunted launch
last September saw thousands of Apple fans queue for days outside Apple
stores across the world to be the first to get their hands on the
state-of-the-art gadget.

Grinning customers were greeted with
cheers and high fives from staff as they walked into stores ready to
grab the latest hotly-anticipated smartphone.

It costs between £529 and £699 in the UK and $199 and $399 in the US, depending on the amount of memory, has a
larger screen and is lighter and slimmer than previous models.

The news comes as it was revealed today that Apple has fallen off the top ten list of best-perceived brands
in 2013.

The tech firm - known for its trailblazing innovation - lost its charismatic front man Steve
Jobs in 2011 and then faced a chorus of disapproval over allegations of child
labor in its supply chain, not to mention long-reported harsh conditions
in its Chinese factories.

Most recently, the brand was convicted on
Wednesday of conspiring to raise and fix the price of e-books in an
attempt to dominate the market leader, Amazon.

Why 'How to Train Your Dragon 2' is a radical feminist triumph

































Last week, the Dissolve issued a widely-circulated takedown of what it called the "Trinity Syndrome," specifically in relationship to the main female character in DreamWorks' How to Train Your Dragon 2.  According to Dissolve, the Trinity Syndrome, named after the iconic character from The Matrix series, manifests itself in Hiccup's mother Valka as follows:


She’s wise. She’s principled. She’s joyous. She’s divided. She’s
damaged. She’s vulnerable. She’s something female characters so often
aren’t in action/adventure films with male protagonists: She’s
interesting.
Too bad the story gives her absolutely nothing to do. . . . Valka is
just the latest example of the Superfluous, Flimsy Character disguised
as a Strong Female Character.


The essay goes on to allege that Valka is weak at several crucial
moments in the plot. Specifically it paints her as a damsel who needs
rescuing in the third act. It also goes on to give a list of other
characters who fail by this standard, including the much-loved Pacific Rim character of Mako Mori. Tumblr user quigonejinn has a compelling post explaining how important Mako Mori is from a cultural perspective, written in response to the existence of the Mako Mori test.



In responding to the Dissolve essay specifically, Tumblr user apocalypsecanceled rephrased Dissolve's argument: 



how DARE this woman of color have the unmitigated gall to show
vulnerability and make mistakes and be supported by other people? . . . .



how dare she not be an invincible dragon lady who nevertheless sacrifices herself to rescue her white dude savior???


It's important to recognize the way the Dissolve has reframed the narrative of Pacific Rim in order to recognize that that's also what it has done to the narrative of How to Train Your Dragon 2. Ironically, it's HTTYD 2's reframing and rejection of die-hard sexist Hollywood tropes—specifically the one about "fridged women" being used as fodder for manpain and male-centered violence—that makes it unique in the pantheon of children's films.



There are full spoilers for HTTYD 2 from this point on, so be warned.



Five minutes into this film, which opens with Hiccup rejecting his
father's wish for him to be the new village chief, I was muttering,
"Make Astrid the new chief, make Astrid the new chief," under my breath.
I mean obviously that would be the best possible solution to everyone's
lives, right?



But because this is Dragon Rider, not Whale Rider, we
got a standard narrative about Hiccup's expanding heroism—sort of. The
unique thing about Hiccup's character in this film is that it doesn't
actually undergo any, well, development. While the narrative stresses
that people can change, Hiccup himself doesn't actually change all that
much. But that works for this film, because How To Train Your Dragon 2
is less a traditional coming-of-age arc about a single character
learning to accept responsibility and find his place, and more a
collective arc about an entire community evolving and changing together.



As a character, Hiccup is, perhaps, one of the most feminist and
progressive male heroes in film history. He's a character who
consistently rejects, over and over again, the idea that violence is
ever a solution in situations of conflict. He's a character who actively
practices empathy and, of course, active conservationism. He's a
disabled character who not only adapts to his disability without ever
losing anything that makes him amazing, but sees it as a thing to be proud of, to celebrate as something that makes him special and gives him more in common with his best friend.



Meanwhile, while Hiccup is going on a discovery quest, his female
counterpart Astrid is busy rejecting orders and doing her own thing.
After Hiccup's failed first and second attempts to try to find
the villain Drago, he gets sidetracked by his encounter with his mother
and lapses into inaction. Meanwhile, Astrid makes the totally
independent decision to enlist the dragon trappers' help and/or follow
them to Drago. Without that action, Team Peace might never have actually
encountered Drago, the plot's third act might never have gotten
underway, and Eret would never have switched sides to help free the
dragon riders and defeat the bad guy.





Gif via dreamdorkz/Tumblr



As an aside: how much chemistry did Astrid and Hiccup have together?
When was the last time you saw a romantic couple in an animated film
have that much casual touching and body interaction that wasn't a
deliberate setup for a meet-cute? Maybe Shrek? Maybe never. It was great.





Gif via moonofpoosh



There's also the glorious casual onscreen display of Ruffnut's sexuality:





Gif via i-am-sher-221b-locked-in-berk



Female sexuality is never shamed or repressed in HTTYD 2. Additionally, as ladygeekgirl points out in her smart take on the film, the women of DreamWorks, unlike the women of Frozen, actually have faces that are different from one another.



The women of Frozen—mother and two supposedly non-identical daughters:





Illustration by everets via dubiousradical



And the women of HTTYD, all unrelated:





Photo via moviewalls



Not only do each of these women have individual faces, they also each
get their own promotional movie poster for the film—another "when was
the last time...?" moment for DreamWorks.



This brings us to the film's treatment of Hiccup's mother.



In absolutely every other Hollywood version of the HTTYD 2
narrative, Hiccup's discovery of his mother's two-decade-long absence
would have resulted in an explicit shaming of her choices and a
prolonged "how could you abandon me?" confrontation that would probably
have ended with her breaking down in tears and Hiccup's eventual
acceptance and forgiveness of her inexplicable absence all this time.



Instead, Hiccup instantly and immediately recognized that his mom's choices were her own choices,
and that they were obviously valuable and important. At no point did
the narrative shame Valka for rejecting her role as a mother and a
housewife. Instead, she not only got to make the coolest entrance, but
basically was presented as the most unbelievably cool character we've
seen in an animated film in ages:





Additionally, the film totally validated her life choices by making her
caretaker of the coolest free-range dragon park ever, and presenting
the choice to rejoin her family as a choice that would validate all of
her earlier choices to leave them behind.



In absolutely every other Hollywood version of the HTTYD 2
narrative, Hiccup's mother would have been briefly united with her
husband and son, only to die tragically in the next big battle, thereby
giving them extra manpain and creating more fuel for their ultimate
avenging of her death.



In absolutely every other Hollywood version of the HTTYD 2 narrative, it would have been Valka sacrificing her life for that of her son instead of Stoick. Let's call it the Lily Potter Syndrome.



But instead, the film actually showed how damaging the trope of killing
off the dead woman for more manpain really is, by using her earlier
presumed death as the catalyst for all Stoick's misplaced vengeance
against dragons. We know how wasteful and wrong that misplaced anger is because the first film worked through it at length.



Additionally, instead of going on a vengeance quest after Stoick's death, we see Valka and Hiccup
both rejecting the idea that such a motivation for violence would do
anything but bring them and their homeland of Berk more pain. To the
very last scene they're in together, Hiccup is trying to reason with
Drago; every one of his actions is done from a position of non-violent
communication.



That recognition is absolutely central to any kind of effective reading of How to Train Your Dragon. This
is literally a franchise which has taken the most notoriously
war-mongering stereotype in existence, Viking culture, and gradually
transformed it until the characters not only refuse to use violence as a
solution, but proudly proclaim that they are a "land of peace." That's
an unbelievably radical and transformative narrative for a Hollywood
film to deliver, much less a Hollywood children's film. The HTTYD franchise now joins Avatar: The Last Airbender as one of the only animated franchises to commit this deeply to such a polarizing political stance.



Dissolve's essay seems to completely overlook this aspect of HTTYD 2. At no point are
the male characters aggressors against Drago. Although they talk about
it, they never actually act violently except to defend their home from
capture. In fact, the only person to attack Drago first is Valka, who
hits him weakly out of anger after watching her giant bewilderbeast get
killed. And despite what the Dissolve essay speculates, it seems evident
that Valka has never really physically fought with Drago herself. When
the time comes to actually physically attack, she gets no further than
poking him with her stick a few times.



Valka was never intended to be a serious physical match for Drago, nor
should she have been, because the whole point of her character aligned
with her son's is to personify the Viking nation's progressive
anti-violence stanceSorry that Valka was too busy
working as a zoologist to become the vaunted warrior-hero-soldier that
apparently makes a female character strong enough for you, Dissolve.
Instead, she spends years subversively rescuing dragons from capture
like a radical Greenpeace activist, and she is the one who leads the
enormous dragon army into battle against Drago.





Gif by catsight



And come to that, when was the last time you saw a mother and son
riding side-by-side into battle together? Another point for you,
DreamWorks.





Gif via phenomenallyextraordinary123



While it's true that she gets rescued by her husband, so does everyone
else in her family. They spend the movie running around trying to
protect each other: Stoick saves Hiccup, Valka, and Hiccup again; Valka
saves Toothless, Toothless saves Hiccup, and then Hiccup and Toothless
save everyone.



Even more significantly, while it's true that she doesn't get to do
much in the third act, she doesn't have to. She doesn't have to because
unlike 90 percent of other Hollywood films, HTTYD is a universe
with more than one woman in it. And as a result, it gets to have a
variety of women who do a variety of different things. Valka doesn't have
to be an all-powerful warrior-soldier, because Astrid and Ruffnut are
out there dumping flaming sulfur on the enemy and generally proving that
women can be badasses on the battlefield. Valka proves that women can
be badasses as activists and scientists and even, yes, as moms, too.



Dissolve's reading of HTTYD 2 completely misses the multiple
ways in which the film is trying to avoid the reductive trope that the
only strong characters are the characters who fight. By insisting that
Valka is weak because she falls down and has to be rescued by her
husband, Dissolve is failing its own measurement of strength,
considering she's the only character who actually is the aggressor
against Drago at any point. But moreover, it's failing to consider the
film's entire point, which is that violence is not the way forward, and that humans and dragons need to rescue each other.



Ultimately, what expands in How to Train Your Dragon is not
the central character's growth and understanding, but that of the entire
world. Hiccup shifts from exploring and mapping out the physical world
of the film to actively uniting the people who live in it. His mother,
who by all narrative trope standards should have been killed off in an
act of self-sacrifice at the end of act two, instead finishes the film
seeing her life's work come to fruition in ways she never thought
possible.



As a narrative of female empowerment, we find this pretty damn satisfying.

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