
Jay-Z and Beyoncé fucking own the Grammys last night and once again reminded me why I will never be able to write a negative thing about these two, as they are fucking perfect. And given the fact half the world got on Instagram and Twitter to lose their minds about the performance, I have a feeling I’m not alone with my Beyoncé/Jay-Z love.
When I was a kid, the Grammys were my favorite because there was always so many unique and wonderful musical performances. It wasn’t until I got older that I realized the awards themselves didn’t mean shit. I mean, Jimmy Hendrix, Bob Marley, Biggie, Tupac, none of these guys ever won Grammys, but you know who does have a Grammy? The Baha Men. The Baha Men won a Grammy for “Who Let the Dogs Out?” I’m not even fucking kidding you. BUT ANYWAY!
Aside from how meaningless the award itself is, last nights Grammys had a ton of cool performances, with top bitch (as usual) being Beyoncé.

Lena Dunham: HOLY S–T BEYONCE you aren’t even a woman anymore you are the world and you are the lord…When Beyonce giggles un-selfconsiously in front of the whole music industry it’s pretty clear she’s surpassed the earthly planeRonan Farrow: I see no good reason why I’m not married to Jay Z and Beyonce.Kelly Clarkson: It’s so weird but me and my husband look just like Beyoncé & Jay Z when we’re dancing and grinding. Timberlake was right #mirrors #crazyhotNeil Patrick Harris: Beyoncé is sexxxy! @Davidburtka said, ‘She could turn a gay man straight!’ Now I’m worried…Anne Vyalitsyna: Aghhh Beyonce and Jay Z, I just dyed and went to heaven @TheGRAMMYsGabrielle Union: Just watched it again… there is only ONE Queen B… #Beyonce #ImDrunkInLoveChristine Teigen: YONCE IM GONNA PEE. I can’t. I can’t. I die. I going to cry
While presenting Jay with the award for Best Rap Collaboration, Jamie Foxx apologized for staring at Beyoncé. Oh right, Jay-Z won a Grammy, because they fucking owned the night.

Beyoncé and Jay-Z are probably my favorite couple ever and I’d probably kill myself if they ever broke up. Last night was 100% their night (Lorde’s performance was cool, but didn’t touch B and J), and, in the word’s of Jamie Foxx: “Blue Ivy’s mom is HOOOOTTTT!”

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