15 Adult Truths

15 Adult Truths

By Crispy Writer, Feb, 13, 2011 in Top Lists

1. Part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history when you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

3. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

4. Was learning cursive really necessary?

5. Google Maps really needs to start their directions on #5. We’re pretty sure we know how to get out of our own neighborhood.

6. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

7. Bad decisions make good stories.

8. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

9. The freezer deserves a light as well.

10. On any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than they do with Kay.

11. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word someone said?

12. Love for the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

13. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

14. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

15. The first testicular guard, the “Cup,” was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

OK, girls, you can stop laughing now.

via crispynuggets.com